Nnnaaaauuuurrrrrrr

The haunting of Bilbo Baggins

Aka dead eyed Thorin has become Bilbos literal sleep paralysis demon but Bilbo is almost glad because this way he can still see his one’s face 😭

Is that not canon haha, that’s always how I imagine them 😭😭 like jaguars as humanoids

Headcannon:

Tolkien describes many of the elves in LOTR as ‘beautiful and perilous’ or some other combination to the same effect. What if Elves created uncanny valley effects towards the other races of Middle-earth?

The elves keep a little too still.

They blink, but hardly enough to be ‘normal’.

Their skin is a little too perfect.

Elves’ grace feels more predatory.

They can be completely silent.

In conclusion, give me more unsettling Tolkien elves. Please, fanfic writers I beg you.

Have you blown your nose today?

It might be a good idea. You probably hadn’t even realized you were breathing through your mouth just then huh? Yeah that’s why your throats so dry. Go drink some water and blow your nose and hell while your up might as well go to the bathroom.

Look after yourself, you’re a good person and you deserve to be looked after.

Every three weeks, On the dot Nori holds Ori down while Dori cuts his little hair do. That’s why it always looks so rough. Baby boy is THRASHING around trying to escape.

Eeeeghhh 😬 who would have thought it, my mental health I’ve been neglecting finally caught up with me.

Guess who is taking a mental health day tomorrow and staying in bed?

Too many dragons lol

As everyone knows everyone in the fellowship of the rings is indeed transgender

(reblog this poll plllllssssssss 🥹)

If you live in New Zealand every degree is a lord of the rings degree

Getting into LOTR is not for the weak oh my GOD do they offer classes for this??? Degrees?? I am so confused.

Ladies and gents.

Comedy or something adjacent

Baby Frodo because he’s everything, okay I have art school business to attend to, good night everyone 😘