Perfect. No Notes.

If you live in New Zealand every degree is a lord of the rings degree

Getting into LOTR is not for the weak oh my GOD do they offer classes for this??? Degrees?? I am so confused.

That last chapter of SanSûkh almost got be gang. I’m still ugly crying

I want more fanfiction about Bilbo and Thorin finding each other in the after life so please enjoy this

So that was it then. Death. It came. Collected Bilbos tired body, enshrouded him like a blanket of black satin. When it arrived there was no stopping it.

It felt as if he were back in the shire, watching every candle in his hobbitly home slowly burn down to the holder.

Bilbos eyes were already closed when he passed, hoping Frodo wouldn’t be too heart broken when he was found in the mourning.

Then, suddenly, as if the light were replaced and that satiny darkness pulled back he was no longer in the land of the elves. He was in a home… his home.

Bilbo sat, surprisingly himself with his own strength, he looked down at his hands and saw they were not the ones he had come to recognize at the end of his life.

Then came a knock and the door and as much as Bilbo was confused and disoriented he couldn’t leave a guest standing at his door.

When it swung open there were a number of people he expected to find. Belladonna, Bungo, even Gandalf seemed like a possibility but standing in his doorway, haloed by warm spring sun… he saw Thorin Oakenshield, though Bilbo swore the Dwarf looked younger then he had in his most closely kept memories.

“Master Burglar” The King said, the corner of his mouth turned up in a smile “I wondered when you would show up”

They would be horrible

modern legolas and gimli would be yelling shit that would borderline get them imprisoned in the call of duty lobby and like eat worms on bets

The plot of ‘The hobbit’ with one small change to the story: Bilbo has a gun.

Which is a prequel to:

“Lord of the rings but Gimli and Frodo Samwise both have guns”

Bilbo master-burglar Baggins ruined Frodo

Baby Frodo: *shows Bilbo a new toy*

Bilbo: Oh, that's nice. Where did you get this from?

Baby Frodo: I got it from Farmer Maggot and his kids!

Bilbo: Really? When?

Baby Frodo, grinning: When he wasn't looking...

If you send me some gif of wriggling eyebrows and insinuate you want to lick a hobbits for I’m coming to your house and replacing your cat with a changling.

I had to put my hand over my mouth to stop myself from laughing while in line for a coffee, this is horrid

I actually wrote the next chapter of Avenge the living, I’m gonna edit it and post it tomorrow 👍🏻👍🏻