YESSS

@cries-on-demand BAKERPAW IS REAL

THE PROPHECY WAS TRUE, I WALKED IN TODAY AND THE GUMBOOT RACK WAS GONE, THEY TOOK MY OLD ONES, AND

I just recalled, to add the horrors of my dream, I dreamed that I was listening to Insane in the Brain by Cypress Hill and 😭😭😭 all of the rhymes were really lame for some reason, like they were nursery rhyme level and this distressed me even more 😭😭😭😭 I was like yo I don't remember this recording being so fucking bad 😭😭😭😭

Just had a nightmare someone took my gumboots and cut them down to regular sized shoes that come to the ankle and that I slept at my butchery job and i was snoozing on the tenderiser bench and I woke up to turn off my alarm and spilled a container of bleach on myself and kept walking like I was made of out steel because I was more stressed that I couldn't find nor accept my gumboots were fucked

I laughed 😄

I cried 😢 a number of times 🔢

I sweat 😓 I danced 🕺

I got 😟 shot 🤕

I ate 💅

And ☺😔 i had many epiphanies

After a whole 8 days of not touching this spider bite no matter how sore it got, I just scratched the fuck out of it and it was incredible let me tell you what, the best feeling in the world is scratching an itch feverishly like a diseased dog, not thinking of anything, not flinching at how much blood appears, only trying to scratch faster. It's one of this world's few indulgences, not warned of included in the bible, but should be.

HEHEHE they're great I love perusing them to adopt new habits that may, mysteriously, indicate I'm secretly a vampire

It turned out the reason I'm getting vampire recs is because... My boyfriend (the one I said is basically a vampire) is following all the vampire tags.

I love him

Just had a nightmare someone took my gumboots and cut them down to regular sized shoes that come to the ankle and that I slept at my butchery job and i was snoozing on the tenderiser bench and I woke up to turn off my alarm and spilled a container of bleach on myself and kept walking like I was made of out steel because I was more stressed that I couldn't find nor accept my gumboots were fucked

I sprinted all the way out to my car in the pouring rain at 6 am to retrieve my man's umbrella, and my boss didn't even call me and say "its alright Sidney you don't ever have to come to work again due to your heroic acts of kindness" 😢😢😢

I'm always exhausted until my boyfriend is around me and suddenly I can't shut the fuck up like how do I explain he revitalises me

Ladies and gentlemen, I have been thwarted