@hal8001

my worst trait is referring to sports teams as 'we' like i am in any way involved at all

Oswaldo cabrera you sir are very deep in the closet and I will lure you out with a WS win and gentle words of praise if it helps you accept yourself

I WAS TRANSLATING THE AENEID AND GOT TO NIMBŌ AND I WAS LIKE BRANDON IS THAT YOU???

PREACH

Spring training is awesome because it’s a full month and where you get to watch your favorite baseball team invent left-handed relief pitchers on the spot. Who is this guy? I don’t know. Will I ever see him again? Absolutely not. Where did he come from? The lab, probably.

“oh I’m too old for stuffed animals” skill issue. sorry you can’t appreciate little creatures made to hang out with you, I on the other hand am full of joyous whimsy and therefore vastly superior.

if brett baty isn’t the starting second baseman this year i will cry. yes he has an unholy ops in spring training but more importantly let the baty/alvarez plotline continue

i only care about Them

all of you with the f1 bingo card, fill in 1/16 of the home race win box. you have my permission

BREAKING NEWS: mets pitcher exits game after being struck by a comebacker right to the ass

yknow i used to be a bit freaked out by rpf until i had a cold and spent a whole day in bed sobbing over alec bohm/brandon marsh fic

doing the lords work

(for context: doodle breeding is really unethical and i can go into why if yall are interested)