Clintasha

Okay so I was taking a shower and I was listening to music like the cool cat that I am when “Time In A Bottle” by Jim Croce came on and immediately, my brain was like “what if you just started thinking of Kagaya and Amane from Demon Slayer?” and so I did and now I’m feeling really sad because it’s too real like they really didn’t have enough time with each other or with their kids and they were way too young to go the way they did.

Excuse me while I go cry for a bit

Kurogiri is a mom

*Kurogiri and Giran sitting at the bar*

Giran: So, how’s it been with all of the new recruits?

Kurogiri: Busy, to say the least.

Giran: Yeah, I guess it would be when they’re all coming up with strategies-

Shigaraki, running into the room with Dabi chasing him: Mom, make Dabi leave me alone!

Dabi: I didn’t even do anything! He’s the one who you should be mad at!

Kurogiri: What was it this time?

Shigaraki: He picked his nose and now he’s trying to rub it on me!

Dabi: Not true!

Kurogiri: Dabi, I told you to stop doing that, so stop it or you’re grounded.

Mustard, storming into the room: Mom, Toga won’t get out of the bathroom! I need to shit and she knows that but she’s still in there!

Toga from the washroom: I’m brushing my teeth, you pest!

Mustard: For an hour!?

Kurogiri: Toga, just brush your teeth in the kitchen sink.

Toga: I need the mirror!

Mustard: Go find one! I need the fucking toilet or I’m literally going to shit myself!

Toga: Just go outside!

Kurogiri: Just do what you’re told, Toga.

Mr. Compress from the door: Hey, Mom, is it cool if me and Muscular go kill people?

Kurogiri, pinching the bridge of his nose: No, we’re laying low for a while.

Mr. Compress: Please? We’ll be quick and-

Kurogiri: I said no and that means no!

Twice: Mom, Moonfish ate a dude outside! I actually murdered him myself.

Kurogiri, inhaling deeply and massaging his temples: Twice, just go sit down.

Twice: What, why? I hate you!

Magne, strolling in sweetly: Mom, can we get candy? Spinner reminded me I haven’t had candy in forever so now I want it.

Kurogiri, pouring himself a drink: No, go eat something else we already have.

Magne: But, Mom-

Kurogiri: I’ll make you some grilled cheese in a little while, okay?

Magne: Okay!

The rest of the villains: I want grilled cheese!

Kurogiri: Be good and you’ll get it!

Kurogiri, turning back to Giran and downing the shot: So as I was saying, it’s been pretty busy around here.

OTP? More like OTPlease!

There is not one person who says they have an OTP and actually means there is one ship they love more than others.

Let's be real here, guys. I'll show you the evidence that I have that proves this.

Marvel: Thorbruce, Ironstrange, Stucky, Pepperony, PeterGamora, Spideypool, Clintasha, ScottHope

Voltron: Punk, Klance, Shadam

Sonic: Knuxouge, Silvaze,

Dragon Ball Z: Goku x Chichi, Vegeta x Bulma, Gohan x Videl, Krillin x 18, Bardock x Gine (I know they're all canon but they're all perfect so buzz off), Tien x Launch

Seven Deadly Sins: King x Diane, Escanor x Merlin, Ban x Elaine

Hamilton: Hamliza, HamBurr, Mullette, Jeffmads, KingWashington, Leebury

These are just the ones I can think of off the top of my head but I can't choose one that shines brighter than all the rest of them. I love them all for different reasons and therefore can't choose a favourite.

Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk and have a great day

- Ushijima and Tendou laying on the ground with the tops of their heads touching -

Ushijima: Why do you insist we lay like this?

Tendou: To test out a theory of mine about mind reading. Okay, what am I thinking about?

Ushijima: I’m not sure. What are you thinking about?

Tendou: No, try to read my mind! I’ll give you a hint: it’s a little abnormal.

Ushijima: Are you thinking about yourself and how abnormally perfect you are?

Tendou, blushing: W-what??

Ushijima: Oh, should I be more specific? How about when you get really happy and you smile so brightly that my heart skips a beat? 

Tendou: Wh-

Ushijima: Or when you get excited about a manga chapter you read and you come running to me to tell me about it in the cutest way possible? 

Tendou: No, hang on-

Ushijima: Or perhaps you are thinking about how beautiful you look when you’re not trying to impress anyone?

Tendou, choking up: ...I was thinking about a spork but o-okay.

This is actually like the sweetest thing ever! The most memorable time they do this for me is in the stick of truth too when they confront him and he starts stuttering really bad but the game doesn't continue until he finishes. They are such sweet boys!

I love how they all know they’re in danger,, but when Jimmy tries to speak they legit stop everything and wait for him to finish,, I love them,, so much,,

“Those poor boys”

“She deserves to be punished too.”

“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”

“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”

“She put herself in harm’s way”

“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”

“She ruined their lives.”

Complicated

Tweek, visibly upset:

Token: Hey, what’s wrong?

Tweek: I miss Craig.

Token: Why don’t you call him?

Tweek: Because we’re fighting.

Token: Why are you fighting?

Tweek: Lack of communication.

Token: So, talk to him.

Tweek: No, he doesn’t call me first anymore, so I’m waiting until he does.

Token: Oh, okay.

*Tweek’s phone starts ringing*

Token: Look, it’s Craig-

Tweek: *declines call*

Token: Why did you do that!? He was calling you! Isn’t that what you wanted??

Tweek: I’m not ready to talk to him yet.

Token:

Token: WHAT!?

BRUH OF COURSE WE NEED MORE THORBRUCE. ANYONE WHO DOESN'T RB OR AGREE IS FUCKING LYING AND THEY KNOW IT

Thorbruce

At this point, I don’t care if marvel gives us a sex scene in endgame as long as its Thorbruce RB if you agree

Choose A Sib

Dot, running over to Yakko: If you could only save one of us, who would you choose? Me or Wakko?

Yakko: Hmmm. That's a good question, Dot. Random, yet interesting. I take it you and Wakko are fighting?

Dot: He ate my makeup again and he's being stupid! So? You'd choose me, right?

Yakko: Uhhhhhhhhh, that depends. What's the situation? I need context so I can make the smartest choice.

Dot: What? Oh. Well, uh...there is a fire and you can only save one of us. The other ends up dying in the fire. Who would you choose to save? Me, right?

Yakko: Why can't I save both of you?

Dot: Because I said so. So?

Yakko: I'm sure I could save both of you.

Dot: I'm sure I said you couldn't. Choose quickly!

Yakko: Fine, fine! I choose.....Wakko!

Dot: I knew you'd come to your senses an- wait what!?!??! Why him!? I'm way better and cuter than him! How could you choose him over me!?

Yakko: Because I know he wouldn't stress me out with terrifying hypothetical situations and choices!