Semi: How Do You Always Get Up At Four In The Morning So Easily Without An Alarm Clock?

Kurogiri is a mom

*Kurogiri and Giran sitting at the bar*

Giran: So, how’s it been with all of the new recruits?

Kurogiri: Busy, to say the least.

Giran: Yeah, I guess it would be when they’re all coming up with strategies-

Shigaraki, running into the room with Dabi chasing him: Mom, make Dabi leave me alone!

Dabi: I didn’t even do anything! He’s the one who you should be mad at!

Kurogiri: What was it this time?

Shigaraki: He picked his nose and now he’s trying to rub it on me!

Dabi: Not true!

Kurogiri: Dabi, I told you to stop doing that, so stop it or you’re grounded.

Mustard, storming into the room: Mom, Toga won’t get out of the bathroom! I need to shit and she knows that but she’s still in there!

Toga from the washroom: I’m brushing my teeth, you pest!

Mustard: For an hour!?

Kurogiri: Toga, just brush your teeth in the kitchen sink.

Toga: I need the mirror!

Mustard: Go find one! I need the fucking toilet or I’m literally going to shit myself!

Toga: Just go outside!

Kurogiri: Just do what you’re told, Toga.

Mr. Compress from the door: Hey, Mom, is it cool if me and Muscular go kill people?

Kurogiri, pinching the bridge of his nose: No, we’re laying low for a while.

Mr. Compress: Please? We’ll be quick and-

Kurogiri: I said no and that means no!

Twice: Mom, Moonfish ate a dude outside! I actually murdered him myself.

Kurogiri, inhaling deeply and massaging his temples: Twice, just go sit down.

Twice: What, why? I hate you!

Magne, strolling in sweetly: Mom, can we get candy? Spinner reminded me I haven’t had candy in forever so now I want it.

Kurogiri, pouring himself a drink: No, go eat something else we already have.

Magne: But, Mom-

Kurogiri: I’ll make you some grilled cheese in a little while, okay?

Magne: Okay!

The rest of the villains: I want grilled cheese!

Kurogiri: Be good and you’ll get it!

Kurogiri, turning back to Giran and downing the shot: So as I was saying, it’s been pretty busy around here.

I don't understand how one doesn't reblog this perfect boy. I just love him soooooooooooo much so it makes literally no sense to me. He deserves the world but the world doesn't deserve him

Reblog if you love Jimmy Valmer !! 

LoV Twister Headcanons

- So, the League of Villains play games together all the time, whether they’re card games, board games, video games, whatever and every time Shigaraki plays, he spazzes out. So when they play twister and Shigaraki has to reach out to place his hand on a dot that isn’t close to him because someone else’s hand or foot is there, he uses his quirk to scare them out of his spot.

- This either stops the game or encourages the others to use their quirks (or weapons for Toga’s sake) for the same reason, making the game very dangerous and difficult, especially when it comes out of nowhere.

- Spinner is automatically the spinner, despite how many times he has vocalized his desire to join them. However, when Spinner’s your name, the spinner is your destiny. At least that’s how Mr. Compress explained it.

-  Everyone, especially Mustard since his arms and legs are really short compared to the others, also does it to try to make Spinner spin again if it’s too hard to do.

- Kurogiri is the referee and tells them that if they keep it up, they will have to stop playing.

- He played once and lost so now he just does this ^.

- Playing with Moonfish can be a challenge since he only plays with his legs, which means his balance isn’t great, resulting in him landing on people and getting them out that way. That, and he drools a lot so the others have to try to avoid it getting on their hands and placing their hand in it, causing them to slip.

- Then, there’s his more deliberate cheating when he’s about to fall over and uses his teeth to catch himself. 

- Magne has used her quirk not only to move people out of her spot but to just make them lose balance in general. For the longest time, no one knew she was doing it as it was so subtle but when Mr. Compress was totally balanced and not in an awkward position and fell, they all caught on and wouldn’t let her play with them the next three times they played.

- She has also used it on the spinner thing to make it so she doesn’t do things that she deems unreasonable. Everyone’s suspicious but no one has caught on yet and she plans on keeping it that way.

- Spinner will sometimes change it if he’s mad at a specific person or all of them, which is the vast majority of the time.

- Dabi is more direct and open about knocking people over as he will literally push any one of them over, except for Muscular because he tried once and the latter nearly killed him for it.

- Muscular, much to everyone’s surprise, is just there to have fun and doesn’t cheat at all.

- Mustard swears profusely whenever he is inconvenienced.

- Toga and Twice have made an alliance. Like, if Toga’s about to fall, Twice will make a clone to catch her and if he’s about to fall, she will either pull or push him back into his position.

- The others hate this so much that they usually target them first to get them out.

- Toga is usually the winner regardless.

- Once Shigaraki gets out, he pesters Kurogiri to make them end the game and pouts every time since Kurogiri says no.

- One time Giran walked in when they were playing and they spent the rest of the day trying to make sure he didn’t tell anyone else. This consists of Twice cloning himself to hold him in place, Kurogiri making a portal at all exits that lead back to the room in case he escapes Twice, and the others either brandish their weapons or quirks (or both in Mustard’s case) to ensure that he keeps his mouth shut.

Erasermic

*During class*

Aizawa: Okay, to better explain this method, I will write it on the board.

Aizawa: *tries to stand up but is obviously struggling*

Midoriya: Is everything alright, sir?

Aizawa, through gritted teeth: Yup, just peachy.

Tsuyu: Then what’s with the look on your face?

Momo: And why does it look like something’s preventing you from getting up?

Aizawa, still struggling: Hm, I don’t know. Maybe Hizashi could let you know.

Mina: Who the heck is-

Present Mic from under the desk: Wow, way to expose me.

Class 1-A:

Kaminari: Is...is Present Mic giving you a blowjob?

Aizawa: Of course not. He’s just being a big baby and hiding under my desk.

Present Mic, pulling Aizawa back onto the seat: No, I’m not! The bug was hUgE and you know it was going to KILL ME!

Aizawa: *Inhales*

Aizawa: It was a b L A C K  A N T. 

Present Mic, sobbing into Aizawa’s lap: DON’T REMIND ME!

I feel like something similar to this has happened

Uneducated reporter: So, why would they let you be in charge of a school full of future heroes?

Nezu: Well, I believe it’s because of my abilities, cooperativeness, and my aspiration to help the younger generation become better heroes than us.

Uneducated reporter: Okay, but what makes you qualified for this job? I mean, you seem nice but it takes more than a polite rodent to handle this kind of responsibility.

Nezu, resisting the urge to step forward because even though he’s hurt, he knows that it would result in the reporter stepping back and tripping on a rock that would cause him to fall into oncoming traffic, which is basically murder: I hAvE aN eDuCaTiOn.

Kuroo: I'm going on an adventure with Bo for the weekend. You gonna be okay without me here?

Kenma, not looking up from his DS: Are you kidding? I'm gonna be even better with you gone. That means non-stop gaming!

Kuroo: Just remember to eat, you crackhead.

*the next day*

Kenma, exaggeratingly loud to no one whatsoever: Man, I've been playing this game for like six whole hours! Sure is great to be able to play for another ten without someone to stop me!

Akaashi, walking in Kenma's room: You miss him, don't you?

Kenma: What? I don't care that he's gone. It's better this way. As I said, no one can stop me.

Akaashi, sighing: It's time to eat, Kenma.

Kenma, crying: That's what Kuroo would say!

Akaashi: So you do?

Kenma: *nods*

Akaashi, also crying: Okay, good 'cause I'm missing Bokuto like crazy but I can't let anyone else on my team know! Can I stay here with you and we can eat ice cream and talk about them???

Kenma, already moving over to make more room: Fuck yeah!

Bonus:

*on Monday*

Bokuto and Kuroo: We’re back!

Akaashi and Kenma, smiling wide and dancing around happily in Kenma’s room: Ew! Why couldn’t this weekend last any longer!?

“Those poor boys”

“She deserves to be punished too.”

“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”

“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”

“She put herself in harm’s way”

“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”

“She ruined their lives.”

Drawing #2

I think this one is better than the first but one of the ears could be improved but whatever! This is Amy Rose! May she remind you to smile and keep you feeling like you're on top of the world!

Please don't post this without crediting me

Tanaka: Ennoshita, quick! I need your help to find a way to get Kiyoko to notice me!

Ennoshita, who has seen every rom-com and has read many fanfics: Why don't you just date someone else to make her jealous?

Tanaka: You're a genius! But who should I date?

Ennoshita: I'm single and I don't have high standards, so I can do that.

Tanaka: Perfect! Thanks, Ennoshita. I'm gonna go let everyone know that we're dating and see her reaction!

Ennoshita, waving him goodbye: Haha have fun with that.

Ennoshita, internally: Now it's only a matter of time before he falls in love with me.

Tokoyami: I am the epitome of darkness. I know nothing of light nor care to learn of its cruel and blinding nature. It’s in the abyss I find my comfort when I’m surrounded by nothing but my thoughts. My soul is non-existent, all that’s there is an endless void-

McDonald’s cashier: Sir, there is a line of people behind you, so please just tell me your order.

Tokoyami:

Tokoyami: I’ll take a 20 piece mcnugget meal please.

Dark Shadow: Ooh! Can I get some fries too?

Tokoyami: Of course. Can I also get four large fries in addition to the medium fries that come with my meal. And a root beer, too. I’d also like a coffee. Make it like my soul.

McDonald’s cashier: I thought... I thought you said you didn’t have a soul...?

Tokoyami: Exactly. Make it a tea, instead.