Asexual Pick Up Lines

there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne

Some Sexual Orientations Explained with Ice Cream

Heterosexual: I like chocolate ice cream

Homosexual: I like vanilla ice cream

Bisexual: I like chocolate and vanilla and strawberry and mint and pistachio and…

Pansexual: I don't give a fuck what flavor it is, just gimme some ice cream

Asexual: I'm lactose intolerant

Asexual (with a sex drive): I mean that's some nice looking ice cream but it's not worth it if my tummy's gonna hurt for a week

Asexual (sex repulsed): Get that ice cream the fuck away from me

Asexual (sex averse): I mean you were really thoughtful to get me this ice cream and I can tell it means a lot to you so I'll have a little bit and I won't hate it

Demisexual: Ice cream was an acquired taste for me

Grey-ace: I don't usually go for ice cream but damn that is a nice pint

to asexual boys:

it’s ok that you don’t feel sexually attracted to girls or boys

it doesn’t make you any less of a man

it’s ok if you’re a virgin

it’s ok if you want to stay a virgin

it’s ok

ur great

Asexual Pick Up Lines

Hey baby, are you a firework?

Because you’re breathtakingly beautiful, but I don’t want you anywhere near my genitals.

Hi, in case you didn’t know, it is Ace Day! So in celebration, I made a Jedi with the asexual flag colors. So I guess I will say a few things about me for now.

I am Gray-Asexual, which means I rarely experience sexual attraction. I am Biromantic (bisexual too when I do feel attraction), which means that I can fall in love with and desire to date members of either sex. I am sex repulsed, which for me means that ideas of me having sex or other people having sex make me sick/bother me immensely.

Well that is it for this post. I will post another one for Ace Day later.

Important

Being non-dysphoric does not make you less trans.

Choosing not to undergo hormone treatment does not make you less trans.

Opting out of top/bottom surgery does not make you less trans.

Liking traditionally feminine/masculine things does not make you less trans.

Choosing not to come out publicly for personal/safety reasons does not make you less trans.

Sick of gatekeeping in the trans community. Your identity is valid. No matter what.

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This isn’t the first time a Purina product has been reported to adversely affect pets, we posted earlier this year that Beneful is facing a class action lawsuit for the death of 4,000 dogs.

As parents of furchildren, we need to be more aware of the food and products we give our babies and not be blinded by big budget campaigns and advertisements from giant pet brands. They may claim to have our pets’ best interests at heart but that is not always the case.

*ace people laughing in the distance*

Friendly reminder

Grey-asexuals are pretty cool