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the best sleep is when you’re dead

bemybestfriendbestofallbestfriendsyouarethecutestthinginmyLIIIIIIFFFEEEEE

drifter horny moments + really good lines i like

Goten: your favorite what? Disaster?

Trunks: yeah!

Goten: natural disaster? Because this is all natural~

Trunks: omg

Goten: nothing synthetic about this 😎

stupid warlock and his stupid affections

(feat. @pac1fythehunger's titan)

Shadow army shenanigans:

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I will never get over just how FUNNY jinwoo's shadows are

There could be an entire story based on them alone and I wouldn't even be mad

Random thought because I’ve been thinking about for a while

But with strand we literally take hold of the cosmic threads that exist and use them to swing, we aren’t making anything just using what’s already there right?

So if we can use our hands to grab it like rope, can we use our feet to walk on it like a tightrope?

I’m just imagining a hunter running across the middle of the sky looking like they glitched out reality

Guardian, pulling out the checklist: okay, so... ah gross.

Ghost: What? *zooms over to their shoulder and looks over* Ew...

Eido: Is there something that is the matter, Baron?

Guardian: Clovis's area?

Eido: Oh yes! I have detected som- *insert nerding out*

Guardian: *cringing* still there?

Ghost: He sometimes hijackes the radio frequencies and bombards us with useless facts about how great he precieves himself.

Eido: Oh? I have not received any, and Spider has not reported any issues with his detection squads...

Guardian: Sonofa BITCH

Variks: Language.

Eido: That was english.

Guardian, in a mission with Mithrax: ONE your Left! Watch out!

Mithrax, slap box champion dad, back handing a servitor to dust: Thank you Guardian.

Guardian, stunned: How did you do that?

Mithrax, unsure: What do you mean Guardian?

Guardian: You just PUNCHED a Servitor, and it Broke!

Mithrax: Ah, yes. That does seem to happen.

Eido: Guardian, Welcome! I need your Help for something-

Guardian: For you, anything.

Eido, blinks: So you will go and collect things to possibly help my father?

Guardian: Yeah, That's what I said.

Ghost: They don't have a romantic soul.

Eido: I have seen the posts on intaguardian saying otherwise.

Guardian: Oh, I mean it when I say things. No one can see my face under this mask and tone gets garbled. Also where is your father?

Uh oh.

Doc? You ok...?

Ah.

Gohan: After he proposed a vocational paradigm shift, I made an impromptu presentation using a four-prong approach which really brought him to his knees.

Piccolo: You hit him with a chair?

Gohan: Yep.

Piccolo: That’s my boy.

Okay, I'm officially obsessed with this little weirdo. First he's got a crush on Eido, now he's talking about our scrap pile being 'alluring'. What is with this kid

some drinks and banter (Pepper🟩 belongs to @pac1fythehunger)

thoughts on the lore seeming to imply the young wolf might be one of, if not the most powerful active guardian? (example: old farm ambient dialogue indicating that between rise of iron and the red war, the guardian defeated shaxx in the crucible 3-2 https://youtu.be/S1r4wOUFR-4, the only guardian aside from ikora to do so). i personally don't mind it and actually think it's kinda cool, but a lot of people seem really opposed to the idea so im just wondering what your opinion is

Oh that's a cool line, haven't heard it before.

Yeah, I think the Young Wolf is for sure among the stronger Guardians. We are, first and foremost, some sort of an outlier, almost like an anomaly, that affects timelines. In all previous timelines that Elsie knows about, there was never a Young Wolf and we never killed the Black Heart and that one single divergence doomed all other timelines. It's the sole reason why Elsie popped up in D1 to help us with the Black Heart, as it was one of the possible options she hadn't tried yet.

And ever since, we've definitely fulfilled the role of this outlier figure. Obviously, it's hard to say, like, which specific parametres to use to determine how strong a Guardian is and all, but I definitely think that we should count as some of the strongest ever, especially with how well we're capable of commanding both Light and Darkness. There's a reason why Osiris considers us his equal and expects a lot from us.

Ghost: *calls Osiris*

Osiris: What is it Ghost? Ugh do you even know what time it is? (Yw: nO) (Saint-14 in the back: is that the Guardian?)

Ghost: Hi! Yeah Are threadlings like Cats or dogs? (Yw: Looks like a squirrel tho - aA-)

Osiris: Wh-(Yw: im okAy-ooF- ) Didn’t you say threadlings were a by part of your rift??

Ghost: uhhhhhh YeaH but, this one is …more domestic???

Osiris: how on earth could that-

Ghost: *turns on video feed*

Yw: “Yeah so funny thing”- scrEEEe ෴⁠ 

Osiris: our place in 20 mins. (Saint: *gets out of bed* I’ll go prepare some hot chocolate)

Ghost & Guardian: okey ;-;👍

One Destiny 2 headcanon I’ve always had is that the Vanguard has now had to set up a very specific set of rules for all Guardians that are 90% caused by shit the Young Wolf has done.

They include but are not limited to:

1. Do not Strand grapple to ships as they leave the hangar. This is directed to one person and one person only. You know exactly who you are.

2. Don’t give random kinderguardians Gjallarhorns. We do not need to build a third Tower

3. Stop telling New Lights ‘kys’ means ‘keep yourself safe’. Crow is still running from Osiris

4. Do not use multiple fire extinguishers as a replacement engine on Sparrows, especially while INSIDE the Tower.

5. Do not use fire extinguishers as ‘jetpacks’ either

6. All fire extinguishers are now off limits to The Young Wolf. Please report any missing ones to the Vanguard

7. Do not create a ‘pigeon army’, lead them to the Tower, throw a bag of bird seed on the ground and then leave. Seriously I have never seen this many pigeons in one place before. Wolf where did you get this many pigeons

8. If you set off fireworks in the Tower, don’t let them fall over please

long time no destinyposting

Young Wolf internally laughing at all of Eramis’ complaints until she mentions the therapist and YW is all *hiss bite growl die* about it because the vanguard keeps trying to get YW professional help. So now Eramis thinks her opinions are doubly in the right because the YW themselves are agreeing with her.

Destiny 2 Incorrect Quotes- 40

Young Wolf: Help! I’m drowning! Shaxx: Calm down. We’re only in six feet of water! Young Wolf: NOT ALL OF US ARE TALL!

Revenant prediction

((Piccolo then choked on his drink and had a coughing fit.))

Was thinking about how funny things turn out with Piccolo and the Son family and this silly idea came out.

I often see people worrying about Piccolo living a boring life up there on the Lookout ...but how could life be boring when you're three people in one body and you can sing the whole The Plagues all by yourself

and you even have a GOD with you and he can happily sing about burning down your cattle and your sheep and your oxen and your whole world while you and your buddy shout THUS SAITH THE LORD

and Dende, being one person in one body, sadly doesn't share the enthusiasm and just suffers in silence

He wants that engram Osiris!! Also any excuse to visit Louis.

FINALLY got the best line in Excision. Cayde sounds so shocked and indignant XD