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Belisarius Cawl: You don't want me for your collection. I mean why take me, who has so much more history ahead of him, when you can take the legendary hero of Cadia right there. It would be a waste to let him die right now.
Trayzn the Infinite: You know the funny thing is I know you're playing me, but you're right.
也许…是黎明赛季后欧西里斯先表白,然后终于确立了关系!
The Young Wolf, explaining how to capture the various Vanguard's Most Wanted: Had to take on Ghaul and Eramis with brute force. Marched Nokris and Calus here at gunpoint. Omnigul was enticed by the prospect of a singing contest. I chloroformed Praksis in his lab. Variks caved into peer pressure, Spider caved into Glimmer pressure… and I just asked Savathûn nicely.
Nimbus: Have you ever felt this level of grief were you just feel you have to do something?
YW: Yes.
Nimbus: How did you handle it?
YW: Rebelled against the Vanguard, took a vacation from my duty to the Last City, got involved with a shady Eliksni and did everything he asked without question in exchange for the information I needed. Hunted those I held responsible, ruthlessly killed everything that got in my way, and then, when confronted with the man who pulled the trigger, despite him being already defeated, and quite possibly manipulated by dark forces into doing what he’d done, executed him where he lay.
Nimbus: Uh, right… Did that make you feel better?
YW: Not really.
My impression of Season of the Deep
flirting with eliksni
I have discovered the truth about chainmail bikinis, and it is imperative those wearing such armor do not think about it too hard or they may inadvertently cross the line between Sexy Hero and Homicidal Pervert.
Crisis is okay for relationships
Okay so I'm a security guard, right
And part of why I like my job is cause I'm pretty good at deescalating conflicts without violence or police involvement
And that *might* be because my primary coping mechanism for stress is humor, and if the guy in the uniform isn't stressed out, usually nobody else is either
But anyhow today I witnessed a crime, which 911 had already been called for
And I'm telling the guy, you know, as he's running away, that nobody's gonna touch him, we don't do that here, I don't have any weapons and he can totally walk on out if he wants to
And he gives me this 'go-fuck-yourself" type answer, right? As you do
And I fucking
I fucking. Start danCING
I DONT KNOW WHY
I WAS JUST LIKE "aight guess I'll go fuck myself then, cheerio" AND START FUCKING DANCING
LIKE MY BRAIN WAS LIKE "Cool not being attacked, gotta keep the witnessed calm, gotta stay chill and breezy" AND THE PHYSICAL RESPONSE FOR THAT WAS TO SYART DOING THIS SASSY FUCKING JIG
I DIDNT EVEN REALIZR I WAS FDOUNG IT UNTIL SOMEONE POIU TED IT OUT AFTER
and it all ended fine and the dude is in custody and I get a call from my boss like "Yeah we're gonna need to send footage to police"
AND
FUCKING
THIS IS GOING TO BE SHOWN IN COURT SOMEWHERE
IM DOUNG A SRUPID LITTLE DANCE ON CAMERA AS THIS GUY LOSES HIS MIND AND ITS GONNA BE ON COURT SOMEWHERW
THIS IS THE STUPIDEST FUCKING THING IVE WVER DONE
I HATE MYSELFD
obligatory
the traveler and the guardian
This is not a drill. ‘Feel it right there, touch that spot. Smooth right?..Amazing.’
cleaning out my files and found an old animatic whoops
I was supposed to draw an angsty sketch comic for Caspian but this was more in character tbh
I beg my kidnappers for a phone, swearing not to make any calls or texts, and they stare over my shoulder, holding a gun to my head as I use my newly-freed hand to post, "So do like, dudes just buy ropes and baklavas from the same store or what lmfao like a specialty Crime Store"
One of the kidnappers says "balaclavas" but it's muffled under the fabric. I ask them to repeat and they do, their voice raspy from disuse. "You wrote baklava, that's a pastry." The other kidnapper goes "stfu" and then after a pause goes "Why would you buy from a crime store"
rare instance where 1+1+1 = 1
block of poop
genuinely, i think watching live theatre can improve your media literacy so much
like people who look at doctor who and are like 'lol the effects are so rubbish'
maybe watch a stage play where there's no backdrops and half the characters are played by the same three guys in different hats and maybe you will calm down
I was talking about Shape Language with some friends about Destiny armor (which may be another post) and I was like 'Gensym Knight helmets on Hunters is the best Hunter helm' and I was looking it up on DDG and found these AMAZING high res Gensym Knight models by Sir Roderick Weise (he's got a bunch of other high res stuff on his AS).
Then I was commenting on how back in the day Gensym Knight was one of the only viable sets for Hunters because it was Survival. Remember that? Remember D2 Y1 where we have Survival, Heavy, and Mobility sets? Most Hunter sets were Mobility or Heavy sets with I think only 2 being survival (it gave you moderate recov and resil instead of a MAXED mobility stat and you had the hp pool of a wet piece of tissue paper). I spent hours on Io grinding stupid ass tokens to spend at Ashur to hopefully get the armor AND shader drops and it was A LOT OF TOKENS! I don't miss those days.
And yes Heavy sets were viable but listen to me. They were ugly. Gensym Knight was viable AND looked good and we know there are two parts to Destiny 1. shooting aliens 2. being dripped out while doing it.
low effort out-of-context/order trod doodles
can the gang solve the mysterious case of “The Headless Hunter” ? 🎃 @d2artevents
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you know what? Fuck you. *turns your strong and stoic and serious character into a crying, traumatized, whimpering, curled up mess in the floor*
My adaptation of the God of Arepo short story, which was originally up at ShortBox Comics Fair for charity. You can get a copy of the DRM-free ebook here for free - and I'd encourage you to donate to Mighty Writers or The Ministry of Stories in exchange.
Again it's an honour to be drawing one of my favourite short stories ever. Thank you so much for the original authors for creating this story; and for everyone who bought a copy and donated to the above non-profits.
can anybody hear me
Endou Yuu versus the cosmic unknown
hands you a gummy
Pulled Pork and his Guardian made it to the Tower from the Dreaming City, what a resourceful duo
Bonus colored panel: