Alec: Hey, You Know What?

Alec: Hey, you know what?

Kit: What?

Alec: I don’t know, I’m bad at conversation starters

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Kit: I thought I was meowing back to church for the past few hours

Kit: Turns out it was just Jem and I meowing at each other from different rooms in the house.

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

Magnus: You’re late

Raphael: Don’t even start, I wasn’t even going to come

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

Kit: whats it called when you're like bisexual, but for like, your hands?

Julian: AMBIDEXTROUS????

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

Mark: Justice is best served cold

Mark, giggling: Because if it were served warm, it would be justwater

Julian: Is that some kind of aftereffects from fairyfruit you ate or do I need to get sanitizer?

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

Okay we all love Jem with a Violin but hear me out-

Jem Carstairs with a Guitar

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

Will: I will do a lot of things but admitting that I’m cold after Gabriel told everyone to bring jackets is not one of those things

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Kidnapper: I have one of your group members

Thomas: Oh, really?

Matthew, drunk in the background: IT’S ME, MATTHEW!

Thomas: You have the wrong number

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Matthew: WELCOME TO FUCKING APPLEBEE’S, DO YOU WANT APPLES OR BEES?

Alastair: … Bees?

Matthew: HE HAS SELECTED THE BEES!

Alastair: Wait...

James, approaches them as he shakes a jar of bees: 😊

Alastair: wAit-

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Christopher: I can’t believe that Britain is 1903 years old!

Matthew: You idiot, that’s how old Earth is

James: No way! :O

Matthew: I can’t believe you two didn’t know that!

Thomas, about to cry: They’re so fucking stupid

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Mark: Oh shit, a cockroach!

Julian: Well, take off your shoe and kill it!

Mark: *takes shoe off and squashes it with his bare foot*

Julian: NO-

Julian: AND WHY THE FCK WOULD YOU DO THAT??!

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