If The Drawing Requests Are Still Open, Maybe A Kieran Perhaps?

having a crush as an adult is so embarrassing, like why am I kicking my feet and giggling instead of earning enough money to get the green sofa of my dreams

u cant tell me the gmod parts of the riders dub weren’t absolutely fantastic

Ethan winters: *exists*

Me and Karl,but mostly me:

somebody said ed feat. tony-hawk-syndrome and I very much agree

Thanks Sheik…

When you learned of the god of war, you thought he’d be tall and muscular and angry. When you were about to meet him, you braced yourself for the worst.

You weren’t quite expecting the short, scrawny, shy kid you ended up getting instead.

I've been curious about the furry community for a couple years now, but have only now have made a fursona. This is my first peice of furry art and I'm actually really proud of it.

I chose to make myself an opossum because I love finding trashed items and just collecting things that others find kind of useless. I just really vibe with them.

BUT HER AIM IS GETTING B

I, for one, think that CAPCOM didn’t go Far Enough by not making Mia blatantly evil. It would be so fucking funny, just imagine it: she’s like Wesker levels of evil, she creates terrible molded bioweapons and has plans to destroy humanity and generally fucks shit up and YET

she’s still married to Ethan Winters. Who is, as CAPCOM loves to remind us, Just A Regular Guy.

Like Mia the evil mastermind is married to the guy who looks like he stocks the shelves at a grocery store. She’s trying to bring about the end of the human race but she saw this little Texan IT guy and went, “yeah you know, this one is alright.”

She and Chris getting into several deadly shoot outs where she’s turned herself into a mold monster and he’s screaming threats at her and Chris asks her what role Ethan played in her evil master plan and Mia stops like: No. You don’t understand. Ethan Winters is A Normal Man. Like, he’s at home paying our taxes rn. He’s gonna make spaghetti for dinner.

Chris:...why???why would you marry him???if he’s Not Even A Part Of It???

Mia: idk he’s sweet and dumb and strangely normal. Like abnormally regular. I hate everything about humanity but Ethan is An Alright Guy.

Please give me Evil Mastermind Mia and her dumb loving husband Ethan who never fails to exasperate Chris Redfield bc he cannot get it through his head that his wife is trying to end the world