Having Lasagna With Juice, Feeling Like The First Episode Of Dhmis Show

The malfoy coquette era

In the movie of Chamber Of Secrets, Lucius is seen wearing a bow and I just feel like one day, if draco were to grow out his hair, he would use a bow as well

Page should get her own solo too

eah thingy but it's if they had their own musical numbers in an eah musical BECAUSE I SAID SO #24 (PART I?)

this is also because I'm a theater person and I'm having performance withdrawals, and I'm watching Rise of The Pink Ladies, and Glee again, the withdrawals are real

Raven's solo would be called "Not Evil" where it's just her walking into ever after high trying to tell people that she's not evil and she really doesn't want to be like her mother (think when she first walked into the school with Maddie and everyone ran away when they saw her)

There would be a number with all the princess' called "What Princess' Do" during princessology where they go over the core fundemetals of being a princess (but not real ones, like stuff about smiling and learning to balance crowns on your head and always looking pretty) and it would absolutely be choreographed like "we both reached for the gun" from Chicago where everyone is being puppeteered

Headmaster Grimm has this stoic number called "Legacy" where he explains the importance of signing the Storybook of Legends

The Wonderlandians would absolutely have their own number called "Out of Wonder" which explains the whole Wonderland curse with mini solos about how it effected their lives

There's also a "Tea-Time!" interlude between scenes with big set changes where it's Maddie and possibly other students setting up a small tea party

Apple gets a solo called "The Apple Doesn't Fall Far" where it's her talking to Raven or Briar or someone about how Apple strives to follow her mom's legacy (think how she acted before Thronecoming)

The hardcore villain kids get a number called "Wickedly Cool" and it's bsically them singing about how being wicked and evil is cool and not as bad as some people make it out to be

Apple and Daring get a duet called "Destined Together" about how perfect they are for each other and are, of course, destined to be together forever after

On that note, the "Destined Together (Reprise) features both Apple and Darling, and Daring and Rosabella having this heartfelt moment where they go back and forth realising that they were destined for someone else

Briar and Faybelle also get a duet called "Frenemies Forever" where Faybelle just goes on about how much she appreciates Briar as her frenemy, and Briar sings along saying she doesn't really get it but Faybelle just keeps going, REALLY dramatic, about all the great benefits of having a frenemy

me after reading the most heart squeezing, toe curling, pussy wetting, wall clenching smuts of the century:

if i ever dress up as yellow guy for halloween, i will make sure to eat duck for lunch and/or dinner.

Thanks ilyt😙😙😙🫶

happy birthday @lavendarhearts

ily :) ❤️ /p

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE AMAZING KARL JACOBS

GUYS GUYS HAPPY MID AUTUMN FESTIVAL中秋節快樂🥳🥳🥮

Imagine a potterhead getting the dark mark as a tattoo for a joke but then years later, some shady looking people pull them aside and tells them that they need to fulfill their duty as a deatheater. And then they are brought to the wizarding world, a bunch of traumatising shit happens, and someone pls write abt this

I’m redoing this due to several reasons

Last song: Lay all your love on me from mamma mia

Fav colour: green😫

Current watch: n/a, im rereading HOO tho

Sweet/savoury/spicy? Sweet or savoury, no spicy

Relationship: happily married

Current obsession: pjo, hoo, toa, Aphrodite, spotify

Last google search: stuff about praying and worshipping

No pressure tag: @venus-fly-trapped hi bengelina

People I Wanna Know Better

Thanks for the tag @ineffablemossy - I hope I'm doing this right. 😬😂❤️

LAST SONG? Sunlight - Hozier

FAVORITE COLOR? Red 100% RedRedRed (although I wear mostly black) (partly for the aesthetic and partly because I'm constantly spilling food on myself and black doesn't stain) (I'm cool though obvs) (oBvSSss)

CURRENTLY WATCHING? OFMD in anticipation of the new season Oct 5. And Good Omens like the plague.

LAST MOVIE? At home? I can't believe I'm admitting this: Twilight - New Moon. My partner and I are rewatching semi-ironically. And in the theatre: Spiderman Across The Spiderverse. Thrice.

SWEET/SPICY/SAVORY? Def not sweet. Prob equal parts savoury and spicy. A slut for goat cheese and horseradish (not necessarily together).

RELATIONSHIP STATUS? Married and monogamous 22 years, but bi. Yes we exist!

CURRENT OBSESSIONS? Good Omens!!!!! Minor side notes: Something Wicked This Way Comes. Organic chemistry. LGBTQI+. The intersection between science and faith / apologetics.

LAST THING YOU GOOGLED? "International Church of Christ Cult" - yeah I got caught up in it briefly 20 years ago, and somehow a family member was recently roped in, so I'm in Mama Bear Mode™ right now helping them find their way out.

No pressure tags: @ineffablecollision, @ineffablefood @rathgr1th, @ineffabledandelion @ashfae @embracing-the-ineffable @voluptatiscausa @unicornbeck (come on, we know it's beneath us, JUST DO IT ANYWAY)

Warren The Eagle’s pronouns are U/S/A and you cannot tell me otherwise🦅🦅