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Healing Minds Au

So hear me out: What if Megatron never was able to gain control of Bumblebee’s mind in “Sick Mind.”

What if instead his mind was pushed aside and unable to dominate Bumblebee within his own domain. And what if Starscream had somehow in an almost illogical possibility found a way to somehow convinced Soundwave to bury Megatrons body somewhere on earth, leaving the former warlord trapped within the aubobot scout’s mind.

I present to you an Au I call “Healing Minds” 

At first no one really knows what is happening with Bee, not even himself, but whatever is happening is freaking Optimus out and making him suspicious (and veery concerned) for his scout. WhenBee starts acting different it’s only small things really: Like such as seeming to have small talks with himself and answering questions that were never even asked. But slowly as a few weeks go by Optimus notices that Bee’s fighting style was changing, almost as if somebot is telling whats coming next and how to avoid it. To where Bee is able to take down Optimus in a training session which shocks everyone.

Optimus hit the ground harshly, laying there for a moment. Slowly he pressed his servos onto the stone ground of the wreck room. He pushed himself up and looked up to find none other than his scout who had just knocked the prime to the floor. Bumblebee looked just as surprised as Optimus felt.

In the corner of his optic he could see Arcee and Bulkhead-who were both just sparing as well- staring at them as. Bumblebee’s wings flicked anxiously as he watched the prime’s face. 

“I am impressed Bumblebee” Optimus finally said, easing the scout’s nerves. A single question was on the larger bots mind as he stood up. 

Why did Bumblebee’s sudden new fighting style feel so familiar…

Bee on the other servo is kinda chill about this, well at first when he found out he did have a few panic attacks here and there (He completely flipped out) but here pretty calm now.

Megatron and Bee were able to come to an agreement: Bee would help him get back to his body and Megatron would agree to a peace treaty under the conditioned Bee did not tell the other about Megatron being in his head.

So this whole Au is Bumblebee trying to help Megatron revive himself and try to keep it away from his suspicious Bossbot. 

Sometime later Soundwave finds out his Lord’s predicament and is suddenly all about keeping the Autobot scout safe… and then both Decepticons get attached to Bee… which makes things even more complicated. 

Starscream:Scrap that scout!

Soundwave:Negative

Starscream:What!? Why!?

Soundwave:

Soundwave:Negative

Intense crying noises.

I forgot to expand on my shinobu and genya thoughts but this woman is like the batman of kny, if she sees an orphan she already has a hairpin crafted and a bed made for them. She can say Kanae was the nice and sweet one all she wants but she was the one who took kanao without asking her sister. Why would she not look at Genya who is being ostracized by Sanemi and go “okay he’s mine now.”

ESPECIALLY when this woman is his personal doctor if I remember correctly, she sees how he is harming himself mentally and physically and basically grounds him to the butterfly estate. Kanao is put on duty to make sure he doesn’t scamper out a window. Genya suddenly understands Inosuke now.

It’s also a rite of passage once you get shinobu claimed to learn medical stuff, he already has the hairpin he doesn’t use but keeps on his person (it feels like an act of betrayal to Nemi and yet he cannot separate himself from it) and he’s not as good as her or Aoi because he hasn’t had years of medical practice but within a decent amount of time he’s able to pick up on how to safely stitch himself or someone up. Reset a bone and he is commonly used to scare the more rowdy and perverted demon slayers into obedience when he frequents the butterfly estate.

Just. Genya learning it’s okay to develop more tender relationships than just with gyomei or sanemi and Shinobu showing that she is genuinely kind and loving despite her passivity and empty smiles.

I love this scene 😂

I love this scene for two (2) reasons -

- The squeaky toy noises as Bulkhead is bouncing around 🥺🥺🥺

- The fucking ungodly stutter Sentinel makes

My human!

Bots can be pretty overprotective and possessive over their human(s). Especially when being given affection or being cleaned. For example like this person with her lion.

I imagine one day Sam is giving Bumblebee a car wash when Barricade shows up.

The war is over in this au and he's reformed so he's not going to be blasted. Anyways he's got to talk with Sam about something but Bee is having none of that. He revva his engines, threatens him with a blaster, etc. Sam is like calm your maggy ass down. Doesn't work. So he has to finish the wash before he can talk to Barricade.

Another idea is one day Optimus gets hit with something that makes him revert to a feral thing using only his base coding for logic. The autobots are all there when it happens. At first it's kinda fine he's just acting like an overgrown puppy. Then the former decepticon barricade drives over to them with Sam inside to be dropped off. Optimus sees this then absolutely loses it and flings himself at them.

He flees very scared/confused, with Optimus in hot pursuit. The autobots explain through comm links what is happening with him. Eventually Optimus reaches them so Barricade has to transform to protect himself plus the human. When the prime sees Sam plopped out on the grass he immediately goes to grab him. Scared as hell Sam dodges the hand then books it to a little cave nearby. Barricade tries to fend off Optimus as long as he can but he's only one bot. When the prime beats him he runs after Sam trying to grab him again. Sam just in time manages to make it into the cave. The feral transformer desperately claws at the ground trying all he can to get him out. After a few minutes of frantic digging the human hears a kind old microwave type of noise that somehow is soothing? Sam takes a peak to see that Optimus was making the noise; with some of the most heartbroken eyes he's ever seen. When the autobots catch up they recognize the sound that's being made. Creators would use it to call for their sparklings. Finally knowing that Optimus didn't actually want to hurt Sam he comes out (I'm gay) of the cave. Big ole bot grabs him asap and affectionately nuzzles him, scent, hug, etc him.

It takes two days for the effects to wear off so Sam and Bee have to deal with a lot of mother heaning. He's protective of the other bots too but these two are his fragile babies!

The pain. It's better if you imagine it.

I have a similar idea with you!

I also imagined that he can control the fire and lava on earth and could just create a new volcano if he desires to. With the fire beam, I feel like it will only activate when he's very angry and if its in a fight I feel like it would happen. Even when he fought Ghidorah and Mothra, he wasn't angry enough to use it.

Get what I'm saying??

If your AU revolves around Rodan then why isn't he the almighty titan or King of the Monsters in your AU?Is he?

Yay! First question!! o(^▽^)o

Gojira is still king of the monsters, especially when reincarnated as a human.

Just because Rodan is the main character doesn’t mean he has to be the King or Almighty BUT there is one thing. In an interview with Michael Dougherty, he did say how Rodan was more powerful than Godzilla but it would take more to defeat a monster that’s twice his size and so it lead me to take that advantage.

Rodan used to have an energy beam in at least one of the older movies and it also shows in the cave paintings, which can also imply that Rodan still has that ability but never used it in King of the monsters

Because of that, I have decided to give him that ability in this au to add onto the mass of his great power. I also imagine him being able to control the fires and magma of the earth (almost like fire bending and lava bending), having the ability to create fires when he desires and have volcanoes erupt in his command.

To shorten your answer, it’s for two reasons

1) there are very few stories where Rodan is the main character but when he is, he’s portrayed as a victim that is weak or usable. So in this story/AU, he’s going to be given a different purpose

2) Rodan isn’t the King or titled an Almighty Titan and he doesn’t have to be but he it is stated that he is more powerful than Godzilla himself so this could prove that he is more than just a Beta Titan

Honestly have the urge to make another account and have it be a incorrect quotes/Headcannons/small stories- for the How to train your dragons, the main six dragons because I noticed there is a lack of dragon content for them. And I want to do it.

I'll update if I do it.

Update: I did it.

What the fuck- 😂

Amara: In this world it's yeet... or be yeeted!

Jake: Yeeten?

Newt: Yoot!!

LOOK AT FUNDY!! LOOK AT HIM, HE'S SO ADORABLE!!!

New country, I’m sure nothing will go wrong :]