Leftexpertbread - Ghostie Blu

At least G1 Megatron was respectful enough to not damage the statue unlike Bay! Megatron 🤣

holy fucking god im skipping around in dark of the moon and megatron just did hte fucking 

how are you a lesbian but he him

please... the pronouns is all i have left of my father

Holy shit this post is in the millions. They've made it in Tumblr History.

take me to art museums and make out with me

I love this 😀 ❤

Since Optimus is the last prime

I can just imagine cade just bugging him like men do

“oh you better get your woman over here and start making prime babies 😂” *nudge nudge*

Optimus: 😳

Hell yeah.

Only day you can reblog this

My human!

Bots can be pretty overprotective and possessive over their human(s). Especially when being given affection or being cleaned. For example like this person with her lion.

I imagine one day Sam is giving Bumblebee a car wash when Barricade shows up.

The war is over in this au and he's reformed so he's not going to be blasted. Anyways he's got to talk with Sam about something but Bee is having none of that. He revva his engines, threatens him with a blaster, etc. Sam is like calm your maggy ass down. Doesn't work. So he has to finish the wash before he can talk to Barricade.

Another idea is one day Optimus gets hit with something that makes him revert to a feral thing using only his base coding for logic. The autobots are all there when it happens. At first it's kinda fine he's just acting like an overgrown puppy. Then the former decepticon barricade drives over to them with Sam inside to be dropped off. Optimus sees this then absolutely loses it and flings himself at them.

He flees very scared/confused, with Optimus in hot pursuit. The autobots explain through comm links what is happening with him. Eventually Optimus reaches them so Barricade has to transform to protect himself plus the human. When the prime sees Sam plopped out on the grass he immediately goes to grab him. Scared as hell Sam dodges the hand then books it to a little cave nearby. Barricade tries to fend off Optimus as long as he can but he's only one bot. When the prime beats him he runs after Sam trying to grab him again. Sam just in time manages to make it into the cave. The feral transformer desperately claws at the ground trying all he can to get him out. After a few minutes of frantic digging the human hears a kind old microwave type of noise that somehow is soothing? Sam takes a peak to see that Optimus was making the noise; with some of the most heartbroken eyes he's ever seen. When the autobots catch up they recognize the sound that's being made. Creators would use it to call for their sparklings. Finally knowing that Optimus didn't actually want to hurt Sam he comes out (I'm gay) of the cave. Big ole bot grabs him asap and affectionately nuzzles him, scent, hug, etc him.

It takes two days for the effects to wear off so Sam and Bee have to deal with a lot of mother heaning. He's protective of the other bots too but these two are his fragile babies!

The pain. It's better if you imagine it.

This is so true 😂

They are SO tired of y'all bullshit.

They get it.

oh thank god they had time to fuck

I mean, can you blame the guy?

Laurance after Zane and Garroth finally come home from Starlight so they can pay their part of the rent: