I Wanna Eat Him … 🤪

I didnt even know I liked being called puppy til he did it… I always thought I was a kitty kinda guy

she found her right shade of red n it looks so good on her … I need to know what it is (probably haus labs…)

Lady Gaga  durante su presentación en el Estadio GNP Seguros de la Ciudad de México, en México (26/04/2025).

researching the revolutionary war after blocking out high school simply to make pun pickup lines to say to my daddy because Im american and hes british… boston tea party is tricky cause “Ill pour your tea into my harbor” is too graphic for the nature of the joke. he’d be a traitor if he dumped his tea into my harbor. but yeah if any british are coming its him in the morning hehehehhe

me I wont lie first time I gave a handjob I was like ou. unpleasant

i hate giving handjobs.. you can literally do this yourself do you want me to brush your teeth for you too? cut up your food for you? is that what you want? good boy.. wait what were we talking about

wishing I had some lemonade rn … sucks that I have like $5 to my name

the first time I jacked off high was absolutely life changing if ur into weed (or anything harder… I dont judge) I highly recommend ittttt 10/10

get high and jerk off you will never regret getting high and jerking off

this is the sexiest picture Ive ever taken .. here my children, have some underboob and a demonic succubus fantasy ok ? :3

*obsessively checks other blog to make sure my tiddies arent on there*

out of all my meds and all my makeup and im unemployed jesus CHRIST