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Lady of Deceit - 3

It was a beautiful sunny day. The sun was shining, the birds chirping a wonderful song, the wind nice and cool.

It was simply a perfect day. . . . For chaos!

The cookie cleared her throat, then clapped her hands together. "Alrighty then. Vocal cords ready, jam sugar replenished." She placed her hands on her hair to adjust her blue bow, then patted her locks so her eyes could close. "Let the show begin!"

She perked up when she heard familiar voices walking closer to her side, then snapped her fingers to release the hounds she had taken for her grand performance. "Ahem. Aa ahh~ Perfect!" She cleared her throat again, then inhaled. "HELP! PLEASE SOMEONE HELP ME!!"

"Huh? Sounds like someone needs our help!" She heard a cookie, Gingerbrave if she recalled, speaking up making her giggle. "No! I can't laugh yet, I have to hold it in. HELP! PLEASE HELP ME!" she continued to scream, turning around to run towards the cookie's direction with the hounds on her heels. When she saw familiar cookies rushing towards her, she made sure her eyes widened and began to cry. "AHH SO SCARY!"

"Don't worry Miss!" Gingerbrave called out, brandishing his candy cane out as he and his friends ran towards the hounds. "We'll take care of this!"

The cookie ran and hid behind a tree, before poking her head out to stare at them. "Annnd target captured." She giggled, placing her hand over her mouth to hide her grin. After watching them deal with the hounds, she stepped out and adjusted her dress, fiddling with her sleeves. "Um, thank you all so much for saving me!" She said, letting out a sigh of relief. "Those hounds suddenly started to chase me when I was taking a walk. It was so scary...."

"It's alright now Miss." A warm familiar voice spoke up, and she blinked when she felt warm hands cup her own. Pure Vanilla Cookie gave her a smile, his eyes opened making an unfamiliar feeling creep up inside her, which she was quick to shove down. "I'm just glad we got here in time. Here, let me see if I can heal any of your injuries."

"Ah - thank you kind sir." She forced a giggle out, blue heterochromatic eyes staring directly at the bright blue soul jam that was here, HERS! As she felt Pure Vanilla use his power on her, a warmth that made some part of the cookie want to curl up in a blanket and sleep peacefully, she shook her head to quickly get back into character. "Thank you so much. May I get your name good sir?"

"Oh!" He let out a soft laugh. "Of course. My name is Pure Vanilla Cookie, and these are my dear friends, Gingerbrave Cookie, Wizard Cookie, and Strawberry Cookie."

"Hello!"

"I-It's nice to meet you."

"Good day."

"Hohohoho! It's nice to meet all of you." She smiled. "You cookies are so shiny and so strong!"

Strawberry Cookie tilted her head to the side. "Shiny and strong?'

Oops, she might have made a mistake. Oh whatever, that's what improv is for! "Yes! So shiny so strong! The aura you guys radiated when you were fighting was so . . . . beautiful. So inspiring! You guys could be the protagonist of your own epics! Your own stories!"

"Awww" Gingerbrave blushed, Strawberry Cookie let out a squeak and pulled the drawstrings of her hoodie to hide a bit, and Wizard Cookie huffed with pride. Kids, so naive. Well, at least that was solved.

"You four gave me your names, but you don't know mine!" She gasped, removing her hands from Pure Vanilla's grip to pick up the edge of her dress, and gave the four a bow. "I am Blueberry Jam Cookie. It's a pleasure to meet you all!"

"The pleasure is all ours." Pure Vanilla chuckled making Blueberry let out a giggle. "Would you like us to guide you back home Miss Blueberry? It's pretty dangerous in the forest."

"Oh my~" Blueberry Jam beamed. "That would be so! See, I actually came here to get a few more supplies for my trip! See, I'm actually moving out and wanted to gather a few berries, but I forgot my wand back home and well the hounds found me and . . . .well you know the rest."

"Oh! Where are you heading Miss Blueberry?"

A grin formed in her face, and she bit back her cackle. "Why, Vanilla Kingdom!"

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I love Serenity, and I'm writing a fanfic of her and Zayne. So if the crowd doesn't mind, I would like to share a little funny thing about Zayne and Serenity

(no the fic isn't done and yes I'm self promoting. what about it 🤨🫵)

Zayne: When everything is coming your way, you're probably in the wrong lane

Serenity: . . . . Did you just try and make a joke?

Zayne: . . . . Did it make you laugh?

Serenity: . . . Yep. Definitely.

I'm not funny I know, but like, I love Zayne's jokes 🙏 even though sometimes I genuinely turn off my phone and do a lap in my room I'm not even joking

I was rewatching the new trailer (like any sane person) and a thought popped up in my head and I would like to share 🧍‍♀️

Forget those boys making me whimper nah...nah I'm gonna make THEM WHIMPER AND CRY

Picture this. Whiny Xaiver and Rafayel. Overstimulated Zayne and Caleb and I KNOW LIKE I KNOW SYLUS WOULD TAKE ME LIKE A GOOD LITTLE BOY

. . . I am completely normal and these are normal thoughts

Chat am I weird for having different OC's for the LI? Like I obviously have my MC (her name is Elysia) and yeah shes who I always use, but I also have other ocs for the boys

For Zayne it's Serenity, (I'm actually working on a fanfic for them) and she's a cafe owner

For Xaiver it's Lin, and she's a middle school teacher.

For Rafayel it's Ariel (original name ik but SHHH) and she's an author (don't judge my babies hopes and dreams 🫵)

For Sylus it's Emily, and she's a simple office worker 🤷‍♀️ nothing special

For Caleb it's Billie, and she's a Deepspace Hunter as well but not like an on field hunter she low-key only got the job because the pay was good

But yeah gang am I weird for this ? 🧍‍♀️

Any black woman complaining about stereotypes in relation to the personalities and styles of black women are coons, the end.

There are black women behind these accs that are writing based on how they are, how they dress, how they act. That's not stereotypical.

Plenty black women writers wear wigs, acrylics, have boisterous personalities, are thicker. How yall gon tell THEM they don't deserve representation bc it offends you? Yall sound like karens.

If you not that kind of black woman congrats but you don't get a cookie. Make your own representation. Stop following racist agendas from yt ppl who want us to see our own race as bad.

I love any kind of black woman. You should too.

Unlike what most people assume, gaining memories of your past life doesn't always happen as soon as you're reborn.

It could be in an instant yes, but it could also take one day, three days, a month, three months, five years, fifty years, a fucking century.

Shadow Milk Cookie doesn't actually remember how long it took for him. All he remembers is that it happened as soon as Pure Vanilla awakened.

It wasn't slow and sweet, but fast and abrupt. As rage filled his heart and the urge to take, take, take Pure Vanilla and crush him because how DARE HIM TRICK SHADOW MILK! THE BEAST OF DECEIT!? HOW DARE HIM! Sudden unfamiliar memories hit him.

A young female staring at her friends as they gushed about a Cookie of all things.

Staring at the game title with curiosity and intrigue.

Pulling on the gacha.

Getting invested in the Lore.

Making theories, joining the fandom, reading stories, looking at art, hyperfixating on Cookies of all things!

Growing up some more.

Dying.

And suddenly Shadow Milk simply couldn't take it anymore, there was no point!

So, she (she?? well, she would work with it, so she.) with rage still making her jam rush into her head, let out a loud scream and teleported away. She ignored Black Sapphire Cookie and Candy Apple and marched into her quarters, the onslaught of new and old memories colliding making her head hurt like hell.

Many things broke because of her rage. Cups and plates? Gone. Paintings? Destroyed, tables? Now a bunch of splinters.

Most people when it comes to reincarnating as a villain always had one thought. 'Oh! I want to be a better person! So I should change my ways for the greater good!'

Not Shadow Milk though. In fact, instead of redemption, the one thing going through her mind was.

"HOW THE FUCK DID I GET TRICKED BY THE FUCKING COOKIE OF TRUTH!!????"

Welcome folks! Ready for some giggles? Lady of Deceit AU was inspired by @toonlestial SM as PV's wife!! Because I took one glance at fem sm and my inner eye opened and all my writers block disappeared

Unfortunately I can't draw.... but I can write insane fics!!! So um...I hope you all enjoy ✨

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Cracks knuckles. Alright Infold, I see I see..

I GOTTA SPEED FARM HOLY SHIT I'M NOT READY

Rafayel if I finish you part of the MC Twin AU will you come home pookie? PLLLEEASSEEE

....gulps.

Caleb girlies....y'all are a bunch of freaks aren't ya (with love)

For my MC Twin AU - CALEB'S Spitfire [18+] (I SWEAR IM WORKING ON IT I JUST DON'T KNOW HOW TO WRITE SMUT WELL I'M SORRY 😞), I have hit a dilemma

Let's go back to this for a second because I was thinking to myself, would they match my freak? Because those boys are already freaky as it is but NSFW or SFW wise, would they be able to handle little ole me?

Like, Caleb. Ngl, I'm fine with him locking me up ✋ I think I already said that but, as long as I have good food, AO3, and like, basic living expenses I'm cool. So that's something we both match our freaks for yeah? I'm a firm believer that if there are two consenting adults, do whatever the hell you want 🤷‍♀️

But if that little dog doesn't allow me to like go shopping or to like go to conventions, I'll take that dog tag and shove it into his mouth. My introvert ass is fine staying home, but I better leave the house sometimes or I'll go stir crazy.

Whenever I read smut for Caleb, he's always on top and all that shit and I 100% fuck with that 🙏 I fuck with that so hard but I want you to all to consider the fact that I (and all the Caleb girlies) would also like to be the one to fuck him 😏 like the new trailer already showed us shoving the dog tag in his mouth, now imagine collaring him oh LAAAWD

He calls me pipsqueak? I'm calling him mutt 😐 I know I said I liked the pipsqueak nickname but I'm already short as it is irl and I KNOW PIPSQUEAK HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH CALEB BEING A PILOT I UNDERSTAND ✋ BUT 🫵 I'M A 5'1 ALMOST 5'2 ADULT WOMAN. IM SICK OF BEING SHORT 🫵 so I'll call that boy mutt

And....and that's it 🧍‍♀️ maybe I do match his freak 🧍‍♀️I'll yap about Zayne next because he's my main and my love 😚

HEELOOOOO SSSAAAIIILLLOORRRRR

y'all are gonna have to pry my cold dead hands away from this man I SWEAR

b-backshots with Sylus..... with.... w-with.... with his bicep around your neck............. 🤧 bonus points if it's in front of a window or a mirror because besties is it me or did he get BIGGER