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Batkids Always know

Hear me out, any of Batman's kids could never be cheated on or lied to. Why? Because of their detective skills. Even if you're not cheating, they always investigate everything you say. It's not even cause they don't trust you, it's just their instinct after growing up with the world's greatest detective.

You can be like "oh, I went to A friend's house" and I guarantee they'll check your alibi.

However, there is a way to still surprise them. There are sibling groupchats between all of them. However, certain ones have one sibling left out. You have to get in contact with the group chat that doesn't contain the sibling you're trying to surprise, so the others can help you.

Each one also has it's own unique name. I don't know what all of them would be, but the one without Damian is one hundred percent called 'The Council Of Siblings'

Or, if you wish to avoid the hassle of bribing them all(ESPECIALLY DAMIAN, the menace will not do anything unless you bribe him), just talk to Alfred and he'll handle it.

You need Dick distracted for a surprise party you're throwing him? No problem.

Jason is asking too many questions when you need to sneak off to buy him a new, expensive leather jacket as a Christmas present? Please, child's play to distract him.

Tim is wondering what you are doing at the mall everyday as you wait for a custom order laptop for him? Alfred has enough coffee to kill a horse.

Damian being a little too nosy when you're trying to surprise him with a pet? Alfred doesn't think he needs more animals, but he can distract him.

allow me to better this by saying even when Damian(the youngest and has a clear height difference with Bruce) does it, no one notices.

i've just decided you're all wrong and the actual funniest scenario of the league not knowing bruce has kids until they take his place as batman during league meetings is the scenario where bruce never even asked them to pretend to be batman.

when he can't make an important meeting he sends either jason or dick in his place just as themselves, because if he can vouch for them as proxys then why would the league have an issue with it? they just need to show up and say they're there to take notes for batman or something, there's no need to lie. he doesn't even realise that his identity is being stolen until he shows up after a meeting he sent a sub in for and when he shows up everyone is staring at him awkwardly.

batman: what's everybody looking at

green lantern: nothing! we're just... concerned.

flash: yeah... how was your surgery?

batman:

batman: what surgery

green lantern: ...well you ran out of the meeting last week yelling about how you were going to be late for your 'piles removal operation'

green lantern: so uh. how'd it go big guy?

batman:

batman: i wasn't here last week. jason was.

the league:

flash: who the fucks jason

batman:

batman: *slowly turns to superman, who is staring at the table stubbornly*

batman: clark-

superman: THE KIDS SEEMED SO EXCITED TO DRESS UP, I DIDN'T WANT TO BE THE BORING UNCLE AND SAY NO!

bruce ends up calling jason in front of the league to demand an explanation and clear his name. jason straight up doesn't even remember what he did.

jason, on call: oh hey B, thought you were at a JL meeting this afternoon?

bruce: i am. what happened last week?

jason: i sent tim the report to hand over already! i didn't get all of it though, i had to leave real quick towards the end because damian was threatening to set my safe house on fire if i didn't pick him up from school

bruce: and the league let you go early?

jason: yeah i made some excuse, i think i said-

jason: *pauses, remembering what he'd done*

jason: oh my god

bruce lays his head on the table while jason laughs through the loud speaker for the next eight minutes.

Art Sketch

Supposed to be John Constantine giving Misha a haircut. Would've been about a week after she moved in with him. She wanted to cut what she felt was the last ties to a super bad situation, by changing one of the things she used to never be able to, her hair. Of course, he doesn't know the full extent of her past(not the whole compound in Estonia, raised to never expect to live the next day thing), just that she escaped a bad situation and wanted to change her look.

For John, it's just his new roommate asking for help. For Misha, it's a big step in her life, her gaining her freedom and proving she's not a puppet on a string anymore. She doesn't have to live by Mother Veronica's rules anymore. She can be herself. She can be free. And she can trust others to help her when she can't do something herself.

And to her, that's good enough. ❤️

Poll

If I, theoretically, started posting Ninjago OC content(more story focused and something I have been working on for a year and already have a 181 script page for season one ready)....

Would any of you be interested?

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..... I can only assume either a werewolf eats me alive or the moon crashed onto me...

your 12th emoji is how you'll die

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i literally said NOT to harass people about it. Just that, to me, it feels less okay.

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Head Of The House

Listen, it's Bruce's manor, right? It's literally Wayne Manor, birthright, yada yada yada. He owns it.

But it's not his house.

It's Alfred's house, and Alfred's rules. Alfred has the last say because, he's been there longer than Bruce and Bruce trusts his judgement.

Also, because I feel like even though Bruce is super organized when it comes to stuff about his kids and being Batman, this man has no idea where stuff like his birth certificate is

He's just kinda never needed to find it? Like, he knows it's somewhere. But Alfred knows where it is.

When the kids wanna ask for something for the house(painting the rooms, new room furniture, new pets) they do have to ask Bruce, but they also have to pre-ask Alfred to make sure it's okay.

it's sad I can't tell who this could be. It literally could be any of the boys... And probably Cass too...

"We have your son."

"My condolences. Please try to die quickly, his dinner's almost ready."

i keep forgetting Twitter is now X so my brain panicked and went 'TWITTER DIED- oh, wait, no it didn't. It transitioned.' Like, I don't even think of it as a rebrand? I've got my brain thinking, Twitter became trans and now their new name is X.... Can we tie this into the Tumblr x Twitter lore I hear about?

funny how there were so many rumors about tumblr shutting down for good and yet it has watched some of the biggest social media platforms die

Ask My OCs!

Bc I have nothing better to do all day

You can choose from Misha/Lost'Shine, past Misha, Kiva/Cambion, past Kiva, Shiva/Seraph, past Shiva, or Darlene/Claws.

The past versions are the ones from when the girls were in their fucked up pasts. Darlene is technically also part of that group, but she died before the present of their stories so.... ye.

Anyways, feel free to ask them anything!