Head Of The House

kill yourself, joker

nobody wants u

Important QUESTION..

so, I'm making a mer au for the Batfam. I know I want Dick to be a flying fish mermaid, and Damian to be a lionfish mermaid. But I'm struggling with the others

What do you all think the group would be? They all have to be different ones.

Guys, i appreciate the notes, I really do. But... can people actually answer the question? I'm really struggling.

Oh, my gosh, guys I forgot Selina.

update!

And an extra fact

The first few months after moving in with John when she was still 17(so before he introduced her to the others), Misha would stay up a bit after he fell asleep (usually on the couch while they were watching TV) just to watch him breathe to reassure herself she was safe and that he wasn't going to be gone by morning (like what happened to most people she knew in the compound) and half the time, John wouldn't actually be asleep and would wait for her to be asleep to ruffle her hair and whisper "you're gonna be okay". He didn't know her past not why she seemed so anxious all the time, but knew she was scared of something, so he helped. (He did have an inkling it was something to do with a death of some sort. So, he wasn't too far off.)

Art Sketch

Supposed to be John Constantine giving Misha a haircut. Would've been about a week after she moved in with him. She wanted to cut what she felt was the last ties to a super bad situation, by changing one of the things she used to never be able to, her hair. Of course, he doesn't know the full extent of her past(not the whole compound in Estonia, raised to never expect to live the next day thing), just that she escaped a bad situation and wanted to change her look.

For John, it's just his new roommate asking for help. For Misha, it's a big step in her life, her gaining her freedom and proving she's not a puppet on a string anymore. She doesn't have to live by Mother Veronica's rules anymore. She can be herself. She can be free. And she can trust others to help her when she can't do something herself.

And to her, that's good enough. ❤️

10 posts!

What do I do with this?

no, no. GOD FORBID YOU SEE ALL HIS KIDS THERE AT THE SAME TIME! and none argue. Cause that means shit is going down and we might lose the world and probably all die horrifically.

I bet the JL has a “how fucked are we” metric that’s literally just how many of Bruce’s kids are there.

Like if he pulls up to the alien invasion or whatever with just Robin, then everything’s fine. More than fine, actually, because Bruce feels comfortable enough to bring his eight year old along for the ride. This battle will take approximately fifteen minutes and they’ll all get shawarma after. Not fucked in the slightest.

But if Red Robin shows up too… hmm, okay, this is getting somewhat serious. Tim is one of Bruce’s most trusted partners; he’s the smart Robin, the tactician, the loyal one, and so if Batman brought him along then it means he’s at least a little bit worried about shit hitting the fan and wants one his advisors around. But the combined brain power of Bruce and Tim is pretty much unmatched (DC plot armor for the win), so everything will be fine, basically. Superman might take a hit, but everything’s going to be fine. Just keep calm and you’ll all make it home in time to Door Dash some Panda Express before it closes. So not that fucked.

It starts to get serious after that. When Signal and Spoiler roll up the scene, shit has definitely hit the fan. Batman’s worried enough to call in reinforcements and he’s probably doubting the League’s ability to listen/obey his orders, so he needs a backup plan in case things go really south. But with Signal’s abilities and Steph’s superpower of turning anything into a joke, chances are you’ll be okay. Maybe impaled or something, but okay. But still, fucked.

When Nightwing shows, the JL knows it’s starting to get dicey out on the field. See, Nightwing’s got his own team, his own issues—the fact that he set that all aside to help out his dad is cause for concern. On a scale from 1-10, they are at a 7. Above moderately fucked.

And… oh God. Black Bat? Most of the time the JL doesn’t even see her, but once she makes herself known and starts fighting alongside her siblings, they all start to silently freak out. Black Bat is a fucking machine and if she’s breaking a sweat trying to fight the Big Bad, things are definitely not going to go well. They start praying that Batman figures something out. They freak out. They are intrinsically fucked.

But God Forbid you catch sight of the Red Hood. The prodigal son is a legitimate killer, and if Batman’s letting him blow out brains then the JL knows he’s desperate. And a desperate Batman is not good. At all. They are definitely fucked.

lol, help

y'all, I need someone to point me in the direction of a Batfamily ask blog or a Bruce Wayne ask blog.

Why?

Because one of my cat's, Dasher, middle names is Wayne, and I want to say I personally know a member of the Wayne family. Pls help.

Here is da boy

hello, it is I, the Pans cousin! I am here to also say I support trans rights and making terms mad!

lesbians love and support our trans sisters 💖💖

Claws & Her Lover(W.I.P)

unfinished pic of my Justice League of Claws(Darlene Adil), and her villain lover/baby daddy.

Feel free to guess who he is. Hint: Drop Zone.

i keep forgetting Twitter is now X so my brain panicked and went 'TWITTER DIED- oh, wait, no it didn't. It transitioned.' Like, I don't even think of it as a rebrand? I've got my brain thinking, Twitter became trans and now their new name is X.... Can we tie this into the Tumblr x Twitter lore I hear about?

funny how there were so many rumors about tumblr shutting down for good and yet it has watched some of the biggest social media platforms die

POOR BABY! Somebody fix his dirt!

Itchy snoot.