I Would Like A Little Sneak Peak Of The Third Chapter!

headcanon that irma black never died, she just quitted the black life and transformed into irma pince thats it thats the post.

Any marauder: is there a spirit in this house?

Ouija board: yes.

Any marauder: good, the rent is 750 every month and is due every 1st.

Ouija board: w-t-f?

I wish lesbians were as easy to find in real life as they are on tumblr

doesn't know how to swim

Regulus Black headcanons?

buckle up honey, this will be a long ride

he is the son walburga&orion didn't plan but the son that they wished for: quiet, obedient, that type of stuff. what i mean is, he's not like his brother

they do look alike, though, and there are only slight differences between them that make them look different; sirius' eyes are a metal grey, whereas regulus' are a silver grey

regulus has always been a lonely owl and preferred to be alone over being in crowded, filled places. they've always made him uncomfortable, ever since his childhood, so he liked spending his time with his brother (and cousins) during the pure blood meetings, rather than being in the center of attention

this, of course, extended to hogwarts, where he had a few friends that he made because they were his cousin's friends

one friend that he did have though? lily evans, solely because of the slug club at first. both were reluctant about their bond, lily because of regulus' background and the person he was known to be and regulus, well, because of the same thing. eventually neither of them gave a flying hippogriff about it and genuinely enjoyed spending time with each other

also, since this seems to be controversial in the fandom: regulus never hated sirius for leaving him behind. my headcanon is that sirius asked regulus to come with him (i wrote something about this once, extract: "at the same time, one said a thing, the other one said the opposite. "stay" said the youngest. "come with me" the oldest looked in his brother's eyes."), and regulus told him he can't. even if sirius wouldn't have asked, he wouldn't have blamed him, because he knew that's what his brother had to do

always two steps ahead of everyone, because 1. he is a brilliant observer and 2. he is so very smart

he's actually really intimidating??? he doesn't usually talk he just glares??? and when he talks he speaks in french and he's lowkey scary although he's 5'7"

aroace and i will die on this hill. never even thought about liking someone

cat person cat person cat person

loves kids although he would never have his own

started growing his hair out since his sixth year, by the seventh it was about middle-neck length maybe he wanted to resemble sirius in the slightest because he misses his brother idk

really good at potions and comc

he can see the thestrals and he is friends with them, but he doesn't know how he can see them, because he doesn't recall seeing anyone die

after he finishes hogwarts he becomes the fair potions teacher that everyone loves, not some asshole who bullies kids who never did him wrong

Sirius: *starts blowing air at Remus*

Remus: what are you doing?

Sirius: *continues*

Remus: stop that! it's annoying

Sirius: I'm trying to cool you down

Remus: I'm calm

Sirius: not calm you down, cool you down. You're just too hot to eat right now

marauders' era heights let's go

sirius black- 5'10". has to stand on his tiptoes to kiss remus but is tall enough to make fun of james for being small

remus lupin- 6'6" and always hits his head in doorframes

james potter- 5'6". short king. he is slightly taller than peter but he looks taller than he is because he's well built. never in his life lied about his height. sirius always makes fun of him and he makes fun of himself too

peter pettigrew- 5'5" but brags that he is only one inch shorter than james

lily evans- 5'8", love me some tall gf & short bf

mary macdonald- 5'5", is actually average height

dorcas meadowes- 6'1" and always makes fun of their shorter friends

marlene mckinnon- 4'11", no objections. small but fierce and will kick you in the shin if you make fun of how short she is

frank longbottom- 5'8", is also average heighted and enjoys it because he can both reach the top shelf and he doesn't hit his head in everything

alice fortescue - 5'4" (aka my height)

The gang at a restaurant

remus: HAS to sit next to james otherwise he will fucking combust; doesn't order any food but steals from everyone. literally every single fucking person; always orders sprite as a drink because he has no clue what all other drinks are all about

james: sits next to remus otherwise he (remus) will disintegrate; orders food but 3 quarters of it gets stolen so he ends up sharing lily's food

lily: ALWAYS has to sit between marlene and mary (marlene on her right mary on her left); shares her food with james (rip james); is only able to drink juices at restaurants otherwise she'll explode

marlene: sits on lily's right so she doesn't have any other neighbours; orders the fanciest shit to ever exist; drinks coca-cola because why not

peter: sits next to james because he doesn't really have any other place to sit; orders pasta because pasta is like instant noodles but way fancier; drinks fizzy drinks EXCEPTING fanta (peter hates fanta so fucking much; idk why)

sirius: always sits at the head of the table; orders what a normal person orders; ✨fizzy drinks✨

cas: sits at the other head of the table; always orders things you can find at the corner shop every day; drinks ✨milkshakes✨

mary: sits on lily's left; orders seafood everytime there is seafood in the menu; fancy beer shit like raspberry-flavored beer

Headcanon time!

james died before euphemia and fleamont did