Sirius: *starts Blowing Air At Remus*

that’s it! im doing both! ill give you all my quotev username so u can check it out tomorrow!

james: oh sirius! i've been looking for you!

sirius: ok?

james: i thought about this and i wanna ask you something

sirius: go on.

james: why isn't germany's currency called germoney?

sirius: ...

sirius: no. seriously now, dude.

Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I'm trying to prove something.

thank u scar

if i get to 50 followers thats pure luck

go follow @enbysiriusblack too

ok so

thank you all so much for 30 followers i cant-

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Why did you change accounts?

because i can lol

idk why

marauders and co. as things me and my friends said

remus: I WAS IN THE FUCKING ELEVATOR

remus: fuck me, fuck you, fuck the president, fuck your mom. --- sirius: i don't dress to get paid. i dress to get layed. sirius: *laughs hysterically at a fly* ---

james: COME AND FUCKING EAT BITCH james: no. shut up, you are amazing and you deserve love. --- peter: ...i don't need that shit, i have biscuits and frogs peter: i for one second thought you were more mature. i was wronger than answer a. --- marlene: and you're gonna spend valentine's day alone or what??? marlene: i agree. i'd look like the typical 12 year old boy who dyed his hair for the first time if i dyed my hair blue --- lily: [name] stop being a pussy lily: nobody mentally stable here? --- dorcas: *gets up on chair* I'M GAY dorcas: he invited you to McDonalds???? damn i wish i'd have a partner like that --- mary: what in the name of motherfucking fashion are you dressed in??? mary: i am beautiful no matter what you say. i am a guru. --- regulus: WHY THE FUCK DOES NOTHING GET TO MY HEAD?? regulus: i'm not here to listen to your shit, goodbye

dorlene is love. dorlene is life. if you don't like dorlene, i will slowly distance myself from you. with a flip-flop. at the speed of a rocket, exiting the atmosphere. if you don't like dorlene, something is NOT right.

i was bored so i decided to draw something for @enbysiriusblack 's dorlene february event!

enjoy this ig :)

i would like a little sneak peak of the third chapter!

"hm. maybe they can show us. so, yourr prrincipal, dumbledorre said that my students 'rrre gonna'tay in the grefindorrr dorms, 'nnit?" she asked.

remus let out a happy squeak.

"yes, i think it's right, madame" lily said, while peter shoved remus.

"a'right, miss...?" madame maxime cocked an eyebrow, waiting for lily to tell her the name.

"evans" lily replied.

"miss evans, drive us to the dorms, s'il vous plaît."

"oui" she said and dramatically bowed, hoping for madame maxime to not notice she was mocking her.

lily started walking with the students of beauxbatons until they got to the portrait of the fat lady.

"who is this woman in the portrait?" a blonde-haired girl asked lily. "can she talk?"

"of course i can talk!" the fat lady exclaimed. "let me guess, you are a bunch of spoiled frenchlings?"

"sod off" remus said.

"oh god! now evans, are you going to tell me the password or are you gonna let me rot like this apple?" the fat lady asked, taking a rotten apple out of the bowl on the table next to her.

"hmph. lemon tart."

"correct" the fat lady finished, letting the lot enter.

"oh god!" a student dramatically exclaimed." you pigs CLEARLY can't compare our grandious school to your...hut."

ok i was late but just seen i was tagged favorite color: neon colors (i know you may think i'm weird) but my absolute fav is green? last song: come over (again) by crawlers currently reading: my only sunshine and the sinners and the saints last movie: don't laugh at me but i think it was forrest gump sweet, savory or spicy: i like everything lmao. even though i have an enormous sweet tooth i love chips and tortilla and just all tastes idk. if it were for me to pick a fav i think i'd pick spicy currently working on: well i'm trying to work on a modern au rn, also i'm gonna rework the comic i started and fanart tagging @queerdeadwizards @enbysiriusblack @fuckboyregulus@flxss-bxbblxs @queerie-ee @queer---bitch @wingedcorgi @wrongilbert @pandorcas-endgame @dorcasmeadowesinsuits @nymphadorathebubba @exilesblack @lloomy and anybody else who wants to do this tag game!

ayo a tag game?! tagged by @a-s-levynn

rules: tag 9 people you want to get to know better or catch up with (or tag whomever)

favorite color: a three way tie between pink orange n purple lmao.

last song: it was definitely somethin out of disco elysium ost cuz I just woke up n I always fall asleep to it. probably smallest church in saint saens. that song is SO good y'all.

currently reading: the future of the mind: the scientific quest to understand, enhance, n empower the mind by michio kaku. im rereadin it for the fourth time by now but what can i say, this book is just so fuckin good. 😭

last movie: I think it was the new matrix movie? bro the new morpheus dresses so good I loved the movie even tho I never actually saw the first 3 movies LMFAO.

sweet, savory or spicy: I’m up for everythin. I’m a big sweet tooth but also I love shit like chips n nachos n all my sauces at home r spicy cuz they go best w literały everythin lmaoo.

current workin on: a casefic for disco elysium lol its just do I can insert my oc into it LMAO I have no regrets.

taggin: @trevorendeavors @ampleappleamble @priestofberath honestly idk who else to tag lmfaoo anyway don feel pressured to do this obv.