I Was Bored So I Decided To Draw Something For @enbysiriusblack 's Dorlene February Event!

People of Tumblr, what was the worst thing you've done?

mine was to enter the internet.

i've made many friends, that's true. the internet is filled with amazing people, but i've learnt some weird stuff off the internet.

we live in 2022, and many weird things are on social media, from failed thirst traps to whatever queen cheryl is supposed to be. and off these kinds of people i've learnt about things a person my age...shouldn't really know about (and my parents are not delighted to find out how much i know).

for example, i will tell you that a nine-year-old should NOT know what tops and bottoms are in a relationship (that didn't turn out right for me; don't try this at home. in fact, don't try it anywhere).

now, it's your turn to express your experience!

WE ARE STARTING A REVOLUTION

PRO OTTERS WITH CAPS

LIKE TO HELP US

THE OTTERS WANT TO WIN THE WAR

1 like- 1% chance that the otters win

headcanon that irma black never died, she just quitted the black life and transformed into irma pince thats it thats the post.

everyone who sees this on their dash

follow jamie

ver tumblr is @jamiesimps

lets get vem to 500 followers!

yES IT’S mE

guess who wrote u this ask, my lovely scar 👁👄👁

idkkk probably someone I talk to,

I feel like this is a different person than previously so I'm guessing @chaosmarauders again cause you said you sent an ask so

*shrug*

marauders and co. as things me and my friends said

remus: I WAS IN THE FUCKING ELEVATOR

remus: fuck me, fuck you, fuck the president, fuck your mom. --- sirius: i don't dress to get paid. i dress to get layed. sirius: *laughs hysterically at a fly* ---

james: COME AND FUCKING EAT BITCH james: no. shut up, you are amazing and you deserve love. --- peter: ...i don't need that shit, i have biscuits and frogs peter: i for one second thought you were more mature. i was wronger than answer a. --- marlene: and you're gonna spend valentine's day alone or what??? marlene: i agree. i'd look like the typical 12 year old boy who dyed his hair for the first time if i dyed my hair blue --- lily: [name] stop being a pussy lily: nobody mentally stable here? --- dorcas: *gets up on chair* I'M GAY dorcas: he invited you to McDonalds???? damn i wish i'd have a partner like that --- mary: what in the name of motherfucking fashion are you dressed in??? mary: i am beautiful no matter what you say. i am a guru. --- regulus: WHY THE FUCK DOES NOTHING GET TO MY HEAD?? regulus: i'm not here to listen to your shit, goodbye

opinion on queerdeadwizards and enbysiriusblack

i love them my honor

i haven't really talked to @enbysiriusblack but as much as i know xem scar's a great person and i'd socialise with them more :)

now onto @queerdeadwizards you are the worst person earth could ever have /j you're a very nice person and you encourage and support me through everything :D i'm glad we know each other (irl)

HEY BITCHES GUESS WHO'S BACK

yes, aria's back. the same aria who hasn't posted in 18 days. what a long time i know

NO I SWEAR TO GOD I WON'T PULL A FULL APOLOGY OUT OF MY ASS

anyways guess who's planning to start writing a fic about the girls??? ME

oh also i posted the 3rd chapter of dare lovers today my brain hurts

dumbledore: i knew god was toxic when me and him kept sending kids to eachother back and forth

marauders' era heights let's go

sirius black- 5'10". has to stand on his tiptoes to kiss remus but is tall enough to make fun of james for being small

remus lupin- 6'6" and always hits his head in doorframes

james potter- 5'6". short king. he is slightly taller than peter but he looks taller than he is because he's well built. never in his life lied about his height. sirius always makes fun of him and he makes fun of himself too

peter pettigrew- 5'5" but brags that he is only one inch shorter than james

lily evans- 5'8", love me some tall gf & short bf

mary macdonald- 5'5", is actually average height

dorcas meadowes- 6'1" and always makes fun of their shorter friends

marlene mckinnon- 4'11", no objections. small but fierce and will kick you in the shin if you make fun of how short she is

frank longbottom- 5'8", is also average heighted and enjoys it because he can both reach the top shelf and he doesn't hit his head in everything

alice fortescue - 5'4" (aka my height)