Sometimes I Give Up

Tonight’s convo with my long distance bestie

Do not blame me for who I am. The doctor prescribed me 20 mL of #lizard twice a day.

Mantra.

Pre-period sads and rage are the absolute worst. I’ll be sad AND bitchy for no reason!! Then 2-3 days later there’s the reason. You’d think after having a period for over 12 years I’d see the signs but noooooooo. My stupid lizard brain forgets all about it and I carry on about my merry way.

WHEN ON PERIOD:

do not crash out

your feelings are NOT valid

do not send that text

don't kill yourself. lock in

do not act on negative emotions until at least 2 days have elapsed

i had a dream that instead of cocaine bear they made a movie called meth horse

Reblogging this as I eat salt&vinegar chips while plotting to ruin someone I haven’t spoken to in 2+ years.

As an alternative to 'sugar, spice, and everything nice'

I present: 'salt, vinegar, and everything sinister'