littlestinkybastardman

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i know she was actually nice to them but this wouldn't leave my head until i made it

(through gritted teeth) sometimes what's good for your mental health isn't another do nothing day or a little treat sometimes what's good for you is putting in some of the work. Not all of it at once but sometimes you have to finish that essay or at least take the next step or you have to clean your room or at least dust the shelves or you gotta do the laundry or at least put it all in the hamper and it's not fun and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks but you have to because i read a post on the internet that told me that's what being nice to yourself is sometimes

Do not blame me for who I am. The doctor prescribed me 20 mL of #lizard twice a day.

Mantra.

Tonight’s convo with my long distance bestie

Pre-period sads and rage are the absolute worst. I’ll be sad AND bitchy for no reason!! Then 2-3 days later there’s the reason. You’d think after having a period for over 12 years I’d see the signs but noooooooo. My stupid lizard brain forgets all about it and I carry on about my merry way.

WHEN ON PERIOD:

do not crash out

your feelings are NOT valid

do not send that text

don't kill yourself. lock in

do not act on negative emotions until at least 2 days have elapsed

she’s right

Need

the sweetest, softest, most gentle foreplay for the sickest, roughest, most disgusting sex. there, i said it.

Sometimes I give up

This healed something in me 💕

lost novelty

At the time, Toshinori assumed Hawks was meant to be his replacement. For the day when he inevitably retired. He hadn’t liked Hawks much, though he’d remained friendly with him, as he did with everyone. It was just that— Hawks didn’t seem real. He was more a social experiment than a Pro Hero—more a science project than a person. But now, looking at the kid behind the flagrant icon—the twenty-something guy who has put his life on the line countless times in the past few months, who fought until he couldn’t, who continued marching forward even after losing his quirk— It’s like being shown a mirror.

after the war, toshinori and hawks talk

❤️‍🩹 4k words || all might & hawks ❤️‍🩹 read on ao3

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

Nothing reassures me that my boyfriend loves me more than when he wants me there while he's in full Lizard Mode - sleepy, already asleep, headache, sick, anything that's got your brain running on skeleton crew, wholly focused on survival and comfort. Nothing matters except being in a dark, quiet place, horizontal, and comfy. Communicating in eepy grumbles. Expressing distaste that I am not cuddled up to him. Letting me know when he wants to be the little spoon. He doesn't have the processing power for contemplating people pleasing, he just wants me there because having me there is genuinely preferable to not having me there.

Poor man functioning on one brain cell and he'll use it to grab my ass just to make sure that it's still there.

Reblogging this as I eat salt&vinegar chips while plotting to ruin someone I haven’t spoken to in 2+ years.

As an alternative to 'sugar, spice, and everything nice'

I present: 'salt, vinegar, and everything sinister'

me whenever I have to do actual work instead of searching through the x reader tags. 🙄

Tumblr is odd because you’ll see a mutual post something really profound like “the birds still sing for those who listen” and you see them 5 minutes later saying something like “need to be pegged.grilled cheese style”

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

I ❤️ contributing to low birth rates

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

so can we start hunting down white liberals now or what

Your friends watching something for the first time and getting to that scene VS you, the knower.

subscribing to a fic isn’t enough I need the author to blast a bat signal into the night sky whenever they update

I would like to share the little stinky bastard man himself