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Tonight’s convo with my long distance bestie

Pre-period sads and rage are the absolute worst. I’ll be sad AND bitchy for no reason!! Then 2-3 days later there’s the reason. You’d think after having a period for over 12 years I’d see the signs but noooooooo. My stupid lizard brain forgets all about it and I carry on about my merry way.

WHEN ON PERIOD:

do not crash out

your feelings are NOT valid

do not send that text

don't kill yourself. lock in

do not act on negative emotions until at least 2 days have elapsed

Sometimes I give up

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

subscribing to a fic isn’t enough I need the author to blast a bat signal into the night sky whenever they update

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

Need

the sweetest, softest, most gentle foreplay for the sickest, roughest, most disgusting sex. there, i said it.

Do not blame me for who I am. The doctor prescribed me 20 mL of #lizard twice a day.