Thinking About Chuuya Getting An Orange Cat With A Temperament Similar To His— Eg. It Always Hisses

(BSD Chapter 114)

Attention my fellow fanfic writers!!

Now that it is canon that Dazai apparently was known to (at least by Chuuya) roll around on the floor when "fretting," we must act quickly and either add this crucial detail to either our on-going or future fics! Slow burns, fluffs, one-shots, everything- especially angst!!! I fully expect the next angst fic I read to have Dazai stop, drop, and roll. I will certainly be adding this to my current fic. I don't know when, but the time will come. That is all. Thank you *bows out, curtains close, etc.*

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No pressure, but I was wondering if you're still planning to do my Dadbastian request? Thanks!

Hello! Yes, I promise I’m still working on your Dadbastian request and I’m very sorry that it’s taking me awhile. School has been a bit of a pain lately, but I’ll have your request done as soon as I can 💜

Skk at 17 is so funny cause imagine you’re in the port mafia, about to go on a serious and dangerous mission, and your executives are two insane hormonal teenagers. Yeah one of them can make black holes and the other can inflict terrifying psychological damage on people but then Chuuya is giving a big scary speech and his voice cracks and Dazai fucking loses it.

The first chapter of The Phantomhive Servants’ Favorite Moments is on ao3

Finny and Sebastian watched in confusion as Ciel started to sneeze.

“Bocchan? Are you alright?”

“Sebastian, I think there is a cat somewhere nearby.” Ciel said as he motioned for Sebastian to pick him up. Sebastian raised an eyebrow. It was rare for Ciel to want to be held, but Sebastian complied and held Ciel to his chest.

Sebastian scanned the yard, trying to find the lovely creature that Ciel was unfortunately allergic to.

Dad tried to get close to his twins with force stealth, but they spotted him before he turned the corner.

Veers is very tall… I’ll draw Jerjerrod another time 😵

I looked up the ranks of the empire, but I can’t find the right answer. I wonder which documents I should refer to.

Oh my gosh YAY!!! Can’t wait to read it

(BSD Chapter 114)

Attention my fellow fanfic writers!!

Now that it is canon that Dazai apparently was known to (at least by Chuuya) roll around on the floor when "fretting," we must act quickly and either add this crucial detail to either our on-going or future fics! Slow burns, fluffs, one-shots, everything- especially angst!!! I fully expect the next angst fic I read to have Dazai stop, drop, and roll. I will certainly be adding this to my current fic. I don't know when, but the time will come. That is all. Thank you *bows out, curtains close, etc.*

More Soukoku PLS 🙏🙏🙏

So I think it's safe to say that the fandom has agreed that Chuuya is rather grumpy when he's tired (and I love that we have all accepted this as fact). So, imagine they are on their way home from Meursault and the plane hits a bit of turbulence. Nothing terrible, but enough to wake Sleeping Beauty (read: Chuuya) who has only been asleep for about 45 minutes.

Chuuya: Grantors of-

Dazai, poking Chuuya's cheek: Chuuya, no. It is not that serious.

Chuuya, swatting Dazai's hand away: Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize you spent the last few days preparing to break you out of jail, breaking into Meursault, cosplaying a vampire, following the son of a bitch known as Fyodor around and following every fucking order-

Dazai: Chuuya-

Chuuya: Having to listen to you go on and on about fate and destiny and wtf was that even about??

Dazai: Uh-

Chuuya: Whatever, more importantly, I think I still have water in my lungs, Dazai.

Dazai: And my head still hurts, but you don't see me-

Chuuya: Oh, boo-fucking-hoo. Poor Dazai has a headache! Whatever will we do?! Someone save him! Quick, call a doctor!

Dazai: Then go get a doctor, Chuuya, since your legs are perfectly fine unlike mine!

Chuuya: You wanna go?!

Sigma: Both of you, zip it! Please! I'm trying to figure out where all of these bruises came from and I can't think with you two arguing. For crying out loud, it looks like I've been dropped 15 times!

Dazai: ...

Chuuya: ...

Sigma: ...What?

Dazai: Oh, nothing. I'm sorry Fyodor did that to you.

Chuuya: Yeah, that was real fucked up of him. I'm going back to sleep.

Love, after all, is a wonderful thing.

Butler #1: I have never been prouder of my young master. Lord William nearly got a perfect score on his history exam.

Butler #2: That’s good, but nearly perfect wouldn’t belong in the Green Manor. My young master always makes perfect scores on his exams and he has been able to tell which tea I bring him without any hints. He is a true genius.

Sebastian: Aw, that’s adorable. It’s taken Lord Green 2 years to determine which tea is brought to him without being told? How cute. Lord Phantomhive could tell me the name of his morning tea within the first few days of serving him. Not to mention how he has never failed in his duties as the Queen’s Guard Dog. So much blood and gore, yet that has never affected his studies or his Funtom company. My little lord is clearly superior.

✨Bonus✨

Butler #1: What about you, Claude? What has your young master accomplished?

Claude: Alois has done nothing but give me a headache. He also removed one of Hannah’s eyes, but I don’t really care about that.