btw the thing she couldn’t ignore was someone calling her out for saying anti-depressants/hormone therapy are only perscribed by lazy doctors
*Enid is casually searching around the room*
Yoko: what’re you looking for?
Enid: My will to live.
*Wednesday walks into the room*
Enid: Oh, there it is.
Me: What if I’m just faking my chronic pain? Maybe I should test it.
*moves hip in just the wrong way, screams in pain*
Me: Nope, definitely not faking it. Also, I should stop doing that.
*five minutes later*
Me: ….
Me: But what if I’m faking-
I need closure with this fic! Sometimes I go back and read it all over again in hopes to have a new chapter
IT'S BEEN 4 YEARS 😭😭😭
Yoko: You need to tell Wednesfay you're in love with her. This is causing me pain.
Enid, crocheting a sweater: I have told her.
Yoko: Really, when?
Enid: Well not told her but I made her a sweater, I think she got the hint.
Yoko: Enid- I swear.
Enid: I think you’d probably survive a zombie apocalypse.
Wednesday: Awww that’s so sweet, Mi Amor. Is it because of my survival instincts?
Enid: No it’s because you’re already so dead inside you’ll fit in with the zombies!
Wednesday:
Wednesday: Okay good point.
The raven and siren sit in the kitchen drinking their tea as they watch Wednesday’s daughter and friend constructing something in the backyard.
Bianca: What are they doing out there?
Wednesday: Oh it’s some science experiment for school.
Bianca: Does it have to involve a lot of fireworks?
Wednesday: It was actually my idea.
Bianca: Of course it was. By the way I was meaning to ask….
Wednesday: Yeah?
Bianca: So she’s your daughter. You and Enid’s?
Wednesday: Correct.
Bianca: How…. how did that happen exactly?
Wednesday: Oh I’m glad you asked. You see-
-Outside-
Wenclair Daughter: LETS LIGHT THIS SUCKER!
Yokovina Daughter: Shouldn’t we be wearing some kind of protective gear or something?!
Wenclair Daughter: Pfftt maybe you can. That’s no fun. Alright, let’s do this. *lights up the fireworks*
-Inside-
Bianca: That’s….. interesting.
Wednesday: Interesting indeed.
Bianca: Was that the same thing with Yoko and Divina’s daughter?
Wednesday: Oh well that’s different. You see they-
The two run out of the house to check on the girls in the backyard.
Bianca: What happened?!
Wenclair Daughter: It didn’t fly up into the sky.
Yokovina Daughter: It didn’t fly up into the sky.
Wednesday: *shaking her head* I told you you were doing it wrong.
Wednesday and Enid supporting each other's neurodivergency:
- When one of the Nightshades cracks a joke that Wednesday struggles to get, Enid quietly leans over and explains the punchline and the modern vernacular if necessary. It makes her feel much less left out.
- Wednesday praises Enid for finishing homework and chores on time. "Well done, ma lumière. I knew you could do it."
- Enid pulls Wednesday in for long, tight hugs when she's overly agitated. She speaks in a low, soothing voice about her day to calm the seer's nerves.
- Wednesday finds that head scratches are the best way to quell the wolf's restlessness. It acts like a reboot button for her brain.
- Enid navigates social situations on her girlfriend's behalf when she's too tired or overwhelmed to speak. She learns to read Wednesday's body language when she's close to shutdown.
- Wednesday leaves colorful post-it notes for Enid when an important event is coming up. She learns to be a little more flexible and gives Enid space to complete things in her own time.
- They hold each other at night to combat their shared struggles with insomnia.
AO3: SorcererOfSolitude
“Wife-Guys” don’t exist. There’s Gomez Addams and then there are liars.