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Yoko, Divina and Enid are filming tiktoks in the road, in the rain.
Wednesday, storming over:
Yoko: Oh shit.
Wednesday: Enid, get out the road, you could get hurt.
Enid: But-
Wednesday: I've got you hot chocolate.
Enid, running up to her: Awh, thank you Wends.
Wednesday, turning to Yoko and Divina: Carry on.
Enid: I honestly think Wednesday believes she's a cat sometimes.
Bianca, amused: What does she do, meow?
Enid: No, she likes to get up in high places and jump off them without a care in the world.
Bianca, laughing:
Enid:
Bianca: Wait, really?
Enid: What the hell is this?!
Wednesday: It’s one of the saw traps from that movie we watched. I didn’t believe for a second that they work like they did.
Enid: Oh god Wends, please tell me you’re not going through with this.
Wednesday: Babe do you take me for some kind of a masochist?
Enid:
Enid: Well-
Wednesday: DONT answer that. Of course I’m going to test it on someone else.
Enid: Who?!
-Yokovina’s Room-
Yoko: *looks at her phone* Huh. It’s so late, I wonder why Wednesday wants me to go to her room.
Divina looks at her DVD stack of Saw movies
Divina: Babe, I love you so much please don’t go.
Wednesday: Since it’s my turn to host game night, I thought we could do something that’s not board games related.
Enid: This is exciting! Are we digging up buried treasures?!
Bianca: Yeah are we? Why are we all using shovels?
Yoko: And why do we need to wear masks?
Divina: And why do you have an hour glass? Is this a timed game?
Wednesday: It is. I have given you all a map to a certain location in Jericho where you each have to dig up your bodies.
Bianca: Wait….. our bodies?
Wednesday: Yes! When we begin, you all have exactly one hour to go to your spot and dig up your bodies and bring them back here for further instructions.
Yoko: WHAT?! WHAT KIND OF GAME IS THIS?!
Divina: This sounds like a crime!
Enid: Oohhh! I love competitive games!!!
Bianca: Oh god this isn’t worth it. I’m out.
Wednesday: Unfortunately you have to play. I have tipped off the Jericho police to the location of the bodies. And with each of those bodies I have placed evidence that goes back to each of you. If they dig up the bodies, you lose and they’ll probably arrest you. So be quick. Get there first or you lose.
Divina: What the fuck kind of game is this?!
Yoko: This doesn’t sound like a fun game.
Bianca: This is the last time we’re ever going to let you host a game night-
Wednesday flips the hour glass
Wednesday: And the game starts NOW!
The raven and siren sit in the kitchen drinking their tea as they watch Wednesday’s daughter and friend constructing something in the backyard.
Bianca: What are they doing out there?
Wednesday: Oh it’s some science experiment for school.
Bianca: Does it have to involve a lot of fireworks?
Wednesday: It was actually my idea.
Bianca: Of course it was. By the way I was meaning to ask….
Wednesday: Yeah?
Bianca: So she’s your daughter. You and Enid’s?
Wednesday: Correct.
Bianca: How…. how did that happen exactly?
Wednesday: Oh I’m glad you asked. You see-
-Outside-
Wenclair Daughter: LETS LIGHT THIS SUCKER!
Yokovina Daughter: Shouldn’t we be wearing some kind of protective gear or something?!
Wenclair Daughter: Pfftt maybe you can. That’s no fun. Alright, let’s do this. *lights up the fireworks*
-Inside-
Bianca: That’s….. interesting.
Wednesday: Interesting indeed.
Bianca: Was that the same thing with Yoko and Divina’s daughter?
Wednesday: Oh well that’s different. You see they-
The two run out of the house to check on the girls in the backyard.
Bianca: What happened?!
Wenclair Daughter: It didn’t fly up into the sky.
Yokovina Daughter: It didn’t fly up into the sky.
Wednesday: *shaking her head* I told you you were doing it wrong.
Enid: *holding a scooter* OMG can I ride this outside??
Wednesday: Okay sure? I'm not your mother.
Enid: *runs off*
Wednesday: Not in the street!!
Enid, Bianca and Divina take a swim while the raven and vampire stay on the sand huddling under a large umbrella
Divina: Was it a good idea to bring them along?
Bianca: They look miserable.
Enid: Well…. They didn’t want to be left out. Besides they have each other!
-hiding under the umbrella-
Yoko: We look like idiots here.
Wednesday: Ugh, why does the sun have to be so bright?
Yoko: We should’ve just stayed home.
Wednesday: For once. I agree.
Yoko: *leans head on Wednesday’s shoulder*
Wednesday: *pushes her off*
*Enid is casually searching around the room*
Yoko: what’re you looking for?
Enid: My will to live.
*Wednesday walks into the room*
Enid: Oh, there it is.
Enid: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is because you’re not gonna like it.
Yoko: Just rip the bandage off.
Enid: It’s Wednesday.
Yoko: Put the bandage back on.
Has this been done yet guys