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When is a monster not a monster?

(Oh, when you love it.)

"that ship isn't canon! that character isn't gay!" well thats not what the voices told me

To every author that hasn't updated their fic in a while or dropped for any reason : I remember you, I miss you and I will always love the story you managed to gave me

there’s absolutely nothing better than reading a 100k word fanfic, that is until you remember you have a body that is starving, thirsty and incredibly sleep deprived and hasn’t used the bathroom since the sun set 8 hours ago

fanfic at its core

*sees two emotionally fucked up people who should be in therapy* what if they kissed

“Wife-Guys” don’t exist. There’s Gomez Addams and then there are liars.

Enid: Yoko, we need your help with something.

Yoko: Great. Who are we killing? I won't do kids, that's a rule.

Yoko: But that rule is negotiable if the kids a dick.

Weems: imagine if someone handed you a box of all the items you've lost throughout your life.

Yoko: wow, my childhood innocence

Enid: and my will to live! I haven't seen this in years.

Divina: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!

Wednesday: mental stability, my old friend!

Weems: *nervously* Okay girls, could ya lighten up a little?

Daisy: Not to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety.

banana man 🤝 me

autism

Wednesday: Mark my words, Tanaka. I’ll get my revenge on you. Maybe not today or tomorrow. But when you least expect it.

Yoko nervous: Oh god.

-A few weeks later-

Enid runs into a desheveled Yoko in the hallway

Enid: Oh my god, Yoko. Are you okay? I haven’t seen you around, what’s up?

Yoko: Wednesday is gonna get back at me for what I did. I don’t know what or how but I haven’t been able to sleep for almost a month.

Enid: Uh Yoko I think-

Yoko runs away: I gotta go!!!!!

-In the room-

Enid: Wends? Are you ever going to get your revenge on Yoko?

Wednesday at her typewriter: I already have.

Wednesday looks back at Enid with an evil grin

Enid: Oh my god Wednesday!

Wednesday: Just a few more days okay? I just want her to suffer a little bit longer.

Wednesday and Enid supporting each other's neurodivergency:

- When one of the Nightshades cracks a joke that Wednesday struggles to get, Enid quietly leans over and explains the punchline and the modern vernacular if necessary. It makes her feel much less left out.

- Wednesday praises Enid for finishing homework and chores on time. "Well done, ma lumière. I knew you could do it."

- Enid pulls Wednesday in for long, tight hugs when she's overly agitated. She speaks in a low, soothing voice about her day to calm the seer's nerves.

- Wednesday finds that head scratches are the best way to quell the wolf's restlessness. It acts like a reboot button for her brain.

- Enid navigates social situations on her girlfriend's behalf when she's too tired or overwhelmed to speak. She learns to read Wednesday's body language when she's close to shutdown.

- Wednesday leaves colorful post-it notes for Enid when an important event is coming up. She learns to be a little more flexible and gives Enid space to complete things in her own time.

- They hold each other at night to combat their shared struggles with insomnia.

AO3: SorcererOfSolitude

Wednesday: I’ve decided to take your advice about dealing with my enemies and kill them with kindness.

Enid: That’s really great, Willa. I’m so proud of you.

Wednesday: Apologies. I feel I wasn’t clear.

Wednesday, pulling out a massive hunting knife: Kindness is the name I gave my knife.

Wednesday: If I die during the operation, will you do one thing for me?

Enid: Anything sweetheart

Wednesday: Blow up the hospital

Enid:

Enid: Well, I said I'd do it, so I guess I'll have to

Yoko: You need to tell Wednesfay you're in love with her. This is causing me pain.

Enid, crocheting a sweater: I have told her.

Yoko: Really, when?

Enid: Well not told her but I made her a sweater, I think she got the hint.

Yoko: Enid- I swear.

Enid: I think you’d probably survive a zombie apocalypse.

Wednesday: Awww that’s so sweet, Mi Amor. Is it because of my survival instincts?

Enid: No it’s because you’re already so dead inside you’ll fit in with the zombies!

Wednesday:

Wednesday: Okay good point.

Enid walks into the room to find Yoko hung upside down from the ceiling

Enid: *sighs* Do I want to ask?

Wednesday: Hi love. Don’t mind her. I’m just testing her bat like abilities.

Yoko sick: Wednesday for the last time I’m a vampire not a BAT.

Enid: Isn’t that the same thing?

Wednesday: Yeah, isn’t that the same thing?

Yoko: NO! No! No……. maybe?

Divina walks in

Divina: Ha ha ha. Like a bat!

Yoko: Damn it babe!

I need closure with this fic! Sometimes I go back and read it all over again in hopes to have a new chapter

IT'S BEEN 4 YEARS 😭😭😭

Wednesday: I have the sharpest memory here- name one time I forgot something!

Enid: You left me, Yoko and Bianca in a Walmart parking lot at 2am two days ago.

Wednesday: I did that on purpose. Try again.