remadora or wolfstar?
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This is the funniest thing I’ve seen all day
I JUST DON'T GET WHY PEOPLE DON'T THINK THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER
*In the Afterlife*
“Ah! Professor Binns! Welcome to the afterlife.”
“...Why am I not at Hogwarts?”
“Er...well, you see we are in the aft-”
“I want to go to Hogwarts”
“But sir-”
“I have a morning class tomorrow”
“Sir we can't-”
“I have an appointment with the headmaster to talk about the Goblin Mutiny of 1546”
“But-but sir, you'll have to be a ghost forever!”
“Did I fucking stutter”
Tonks by @sirussly
Back at Andromeda’s house for the holidays, Teddy is standing in front of the bookcase where his grandmother keeps all the photos.
Teddy: How’s it…hanging. Uhm. Long time no see?
Teddy: Sooo..remember last time I came home during the holidays I told you how me and Vic were having troubles? Well. Uh.
Teddy: More than a crush, actually. And it’s kind of awkward because-
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Headcanon that an outraged 6-year-old Charlie Weasley writes to an elderly Newt Scamander wanting to know why Gringotts keeps a dragon locked up underground and begging him to fix it. Newt writes back saying that sadly he’s been fighting that fight for years and no one ever wants to listen to him because the powerful families whose money is being kept safe by the dragon always shut him down, and that Charlie is the first person he’s heard of who’s as angry as he is about it. Charlie decides that day to dedicate his life to finding out everything he can about dragons so that one day he can free the poor Gringotts dragon. After the war, when they hear that Harry, Ron and Hermione freed the dragon, they celebrate and immediately begin petitioning to have it made illegal to imprison dragons so that nothing like that ever happens again. It’s only when Hermione becomes Minister that it’s finally signed into law.
Davina : I always have a note in my pocket that says “Kol did it” just in case I’m murdered because I don’t want him to remarry.
— The Original
Draco, laying back dramatically against Astoria's legs: Darling, tell me I'm pretty.
Astoria, tenderly brushing Draco's hair and looking to him with tender affection: You're pretty bloody annoying, that's what you are.
“The art of knowing is knowing what to ignore.”
— Rumi (via goodreadss)