So The Beautiful Creatures Movies Was On TV The Other Day And As I Was Watching It (for The Second Time

Just something I noticed

Harry Potter and The Half-Blood Prince, chapter twenty-one ‘The Unknowable Room’;

“‘Ah, no!’ said Ron, staring horror-struck at the parchment. ‘Don’t say I’ll have to write the whole thing out again!’

‘It’s OK, we can fix it,’ said Hermione, pulling the essay towards her and taking out her wand.

‘I love you, Hermione’, said Ron, sinking back into his chair, rubbing his eyes wearily.

Hermione turned faintly pink”

This bit is just adorable. Ron says this almost without thinking, and Hermione gets quite surprised by it, considering that a few days ago, the two were barely speaking to each other.

I can just imagine Hermione being shocked and trying not to freak out, and Harry being like…

It’s happening…

Salad Bowls

Remus: I’ve learned many things in life but one of the most important things is that when making salad, you must always make it in a larger bowl than you think you’ll need. Tonks: …it doesn’t matter what size bowl I make it in, Remus, it’ll always end up on fire… somehow. I don’t even know how! I put it in a perfectly good pan on sizzle for five minutes! Remus:…that’s…your problem…

After their first date...

Fred: “Let’s just keep things light and breezy, see where it goes.”

Hermione: “But how do we keep things light and breezy? I know! A comprehensive set of rules.”

Fred: “How am I attracted to you?”

harry: lupin, you can't go into battle and abandon your kid just because you want to be just like my dad!

harry: now excuse me while i go die to save everyone, just like my mum.

So I think that teddy and Vic kind of were dating when they were your very much puppy love when Rita skeeter wroote the paper she did on them snoggging. I think they broke up after like a year still messed around with each other (friends with benefits) they were actually really good friends that went to each other all the time yes some awkwardness at first obvi. Then during the kings cross scene not totally together they agree to hold off but everything came to one big explosion once she’s finished at Hogwarts of life’s gonna be in our way whether or not we’re at school or a job or whatever else, we’re either together or we’re not and the rest is history

So I have this theory/headcannon for Remus Lupin.

Firstly, it’s important to know that Remus is Bisexual (with a preference for guys), while Sirius is gay.

He and Sirius used to date. They dated all the way until James and Lily’s death, because Remus was under the impression that Sirius was the secret keeper. Remus felt angry that his boyfriend betrayed his best friend for his life, so they broke up. Not like a face-to-face break up, but it was pretty implied (as Remus never visited Sirius in Azkaban). 

When Remus finds out what actually happens, he’s embarrassed. He doesn’t allow him and Sirius date again because he blames himself for not believing Sirius was innocent. It breaks Sirius’ already shattered heart, but he doesn’t fight the one guy he love loved.

Then Sirius dies. Remus blames himself more. He can’t really deal with all the pain. Tonks comes around. Remus starts falling for Tonks, but he won’t let himself admit it. He doesn’t want to hurt another person, he doesn’t want to forget Sirius.

After a while, he comes to terms with his feelings. He allows himself to get married to Tonks. But the panic comes really when he finds out that she’s pregnant. So much can go wrong. Harry was harsh, but helpful. Because, somewhere in his heart, he knew that Sirius would agree with Harry. So, when Teddy was born, he made Harry the godfather. He never doubted his choice.

Battle of Hogwarts. He would fight, because that’s what his best friends did. He never stopped fighting until he was killed. When he was killed, he knew it was for the best. 

I JUST DON'T GET WHY PEOPLE DON'T THINK THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER

*In the Afterlife*

“Ah! Professor Binns! Welcome to the afterlife.”

“...Why am I not at Hogwarts?”

“Er...well, you see we are in the aft-”

“I want to go to Hogwarts”

“But sir-”

“I have a morning class tomorrow”

“Sir we can't-”

“I have an appointment with the headmaster to talk about the Goblin Mutiny of 1546”

“But-but sir, you'll have to be a ghost forever!”

“Did I fucking stutter”

Fred and George

George: Oooh~ you like Hermione!!!!

Fred: Uh yea. I know.

George: You’re smitten and you know it!

Fred: I think I’m allowed to have feelings for MY WIFE, George!