Hii Um This Is My 100+ Followers Dtiys!!! (We're Now Almost At 200 Which Is. Crazy)

hermits vs kids irl, my favourite stories:

the time Joe and his kid were at a shared pool somewhere and another kid was talking so loudly about how cool Iskall is

the time Cleo was teaching in primary school and got asked 'have you ever heard of mumbo jumbo, miss' and then having to act like they haven't known him since he was 17

the time etho was out with a friend and the friend's kid went 'omg that's etho' to their dad, and the dad came back like 'why does my kid know you?'

the time that Cleo left their job to be a YouTuber and their whole class was desperately trying to figure out who she was

Joe's kid going from 'minecraft sucks' to my friends are grian stans so I am too, dad explain grian to me (dad can we get hermitcraft (grian), no we have hermitcraft at home (Joe Hills))

Impulse's whole extended family being made to watch his new hermitcraft rap as Christmas entertainment by his mum

every take my kid to work hermitcraft video. from stress' kid dissing her season six castle, to Joe's kid getting multiple hermitcraft episodes dedicated to how much he loves her, keralis' ongoing joke about making his kids do all his grindy work, doccy chirping in the background of videos, and on and on and on

Tommyinnit Ken arc

I JUST REALIZED BARBIE AND KEN HAD A ‘what am i without you?’ ‘yourself’ MOMENT

yk ive seen lots of jokes abt how kit would describe ty as beautiful, (mentally) write flippin poetry about how he looks, assist in necromancy for him, and yet still think theyre just good friends. which i love, its hilarious, BUT.

im p sure he Knows™. like, he vaguely refers to his feelings not being fully platonic throughout qoaad. most notably, when he thinks abt the reasons why he no longer thinks abt being parabatai w ty, and at the end hes like, "maybe it was something else, but he pushed away from the thought"

which, yk. what else, kit? 👀 what else? 👀👀 kinda sus yk 👀👀 i mean whats the primary reason ppl cant b parabatai 👀👀 one u dont want to think abt 👀👀 what the smth else, kit? 👀👀👀

He's just as delusional as us guys /j

Pac: Fitch?! He's alive! HE'S ALIVE!

Pac: Look guys, he was there! Multiple Fits. Look, he's cleaning the scene too.

oh yeah how could i forget:

zara dies (please.)

manuel dies (im so upset (/lh) the only spanish character is evil. why. ill have to settle for gideon and thomas's visits to spain ToT)

honestly, most of the cohort centurions die

please theyre all bigoted dickheads

Predictions for twp: (this is basically just me manifesting, some random theories, and the occasional actual prediction)

Kit gives Jessa a heart attack (this ones a given)

kitty horrendously, hopelessly, completely and utterly fail to communicate for majority of the first book

dru forgets ash exists. again. x2.

kitty kiss in first book (pLEASE-)

morgenthorn kiss in first book (...am i pushing it a bit?)

...herongraystairs??? (pleasepleaseplease)

Thule!Ty (i saw this cool post abt thule being a 'cracked mirror' of the og world, so livvy mightve tried to revive ty instead of vice versa?), OR

Lucifer somehow possesses Ty (honestly considering the dream this seems more and more likely...)

In relation to that, maybe ty reviving (reghosting?? re-kinda-viving?) livvy opened up a way for lucifer to enter their world, or possess ty? maybe it left him 'unprotected', maybe it made a tear in the divide between worlds, smth like that (based on this)

Too many serious ones, time for some sillies: clace and/or sizzy wedding (this ones more 'light-hearted' than 'silly', but eh)

alec is completely done. hes so over it. sick of their bs.

magnus is also done w the sh's bs, like he is in every book, and like in every book he contradicts his most recent claim that he will not deal with whatevers next and helps. and then says again that hell leave them to deal with whatevers next themselves. which he will definitely not do.

Magnus shows up (again) (guaranteed) (true main character tbh) (hes shown up in every. single. book. yes, even the companion books) (cant complain tho <333)

This post. ive gotta include it. its a pattern by now, and theyre gonna be in faerie, sooo....

kitty angry first kiss. imagine. like, "u hate me, you dont love me back!" "ffs i do!" *smooshes faces together* (can yall tell im tired??? im going craaazyyyyy)

ohh yeah and... ash and jamie rivalry-ish, except its a bit one-sided and ash is deffo more determined than jamie

cc is gonna leave us on a cliffhanger for one duo and then switch to the other. from morgenthorn to kitty to morgenthorn to kitty again and again at the most inopportune moments. well b on the edge of our seats the entire time istg

I... think thats it??? anyways stay tuned for the part two thats probs coming

A comment on a recent Realm compilation.

oh god...

Asmodeus looked astonished. “You mean—”

“Yes,” said Sammael. “I want to talk about Lucifer.”

yall... YALL...

THEYRE PULLING OUT THE BIG GUNS

LUCIFER REVEAL

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

THE MEMORIESSSSSS

I see what you did there, @cassandraclare.

when the whole fandom is just geniuses lol

random thought I had the other day but never shared but. Ty lowkey parallels King David. I was thinking about QOAAD & the Battle on the Imperishable Fields, and how it's kinda weird Ty is mentioned multiple times to be using slingshot because that's not a typical shadowhunter weapon we see. then it occurred to me that literally a battle where giants show up and Ty helps "slay" them so to speak. like David & Goliath, which is also previously mentioned in QOAAD by Emma

where Julian's words are equated to David's stones. and by the way, David is said to have five stone and who's the fifth Blackthorn to try & speak to Julian & Emma? Ty. and this is what happens when he does.

not only that but King David of David & Goliath fame is also the David of (biblical) David & Jonathan fame, which the parabatai law draws inspiration from. aka the thing actively going wrong at that very moment. Biblical Jonathan also dies btw. and you wanna know what the icing on the the cake is? David's dad's name is Jesse.

theres no way this isn't a purposeful reference but I have no idea if it's like. just CC having fun or something that had Implications. food for thought.

fellas, is it gay to have a homoerotic rivalry with your space ranger partner??