KAZZLE DAZZLE: The Fandom Nickname For Kaz Brekker, Due To His Sparkling Personality.

"Surprise!" Baz singsongs. "It's your ex-boyfriend and his boyfriend and that girl you never liked very much!"

"Agatha likes me fine!" Penny sounds offended. [...] "I'm worried about her, if you must know. She hasn't been returning my texts."

"Because she doesn't like you, Bunce."

-Rainbow Rowell, Wayward Son

The Onion pulling zero fucking punches.

The fucking audacity is what scares me...

No but I hot chocolate fudging HATE when I'm upset with my marks in some exam and then someone else is like, "Oh my gods that's not bad I got * insert even trashier score here*!" and then I have to assure them that their marks are good (even tho I probs do not think they are good) when all I want to do is dig a hole, crawl into it and eat ice cream in there until I die.

No but imagine having to go on a quest with the prince you are sworn to protect, the queen of a different court who has a crush on aforementioned prince and the prince likes her back, and a prisoner who happens to be your ex, and both of you still have feelings for each other but you were on opposite sides of a war. The awkward situations fictional characters get into istg.

so Finn said this..

“don’t worry it’ll pay off in the end” 👀 

“we’re gonna be like yes something went right for him” 👀👀

and..

also ..

Mike thought the painting was for a girl Will liked then Will brought it with him and gave it to him and for a few seconds he thought he was the one Will actually liked but then Will lied and said El commissioned it (which is why he told her all those things during the monologue scene) and in s5 he’s gonna find out Will loves him back 

so the painting reveal (and the gay Mike reveal) will happen later in the season.. probably in the 5th episode.. oh and Finn’s wearing blue and yellow socks (yes he knows about the “when blue meets yellow in the west” byler thing)

If y'all liked the unidentifiable yellow glitter goo you'll love the time I made wine out of marshmallow Peeps

Henry branwell and David kostyk would have been best friends breathe if you agree

honestly so many words sound like pretty baby names but then it turns out you can't use them bc they have Other Stupid Meanings. i mean come on. Allegra. Edema. Nitroglycerin. pretty! pretty baby names