Am I A Bad Person - Blog Posts

You know you're shipping trash when you read the synopsis for a new show and you're first thought is "I ship it" before you even started watching. Tbh, you'd be surprised how often this happens to me.

Him: "I can fix her, she's the one!!"

Her:

I have a hot chocolate question

I open the packet, mix it with water straight from the filter, I mix it with the tube part of a mechanical pencil but I drink it from the edge of the packet because there are chunks and the tube will clog. Am I a bad person for this? Will I go to hell? It turns into a paste/powder sort of thing. Sometime after this I shove the whole thing in my mouth and chew it. Is this unhealthy?

No but I hot chocolate fudging HATE when I'm upset with my marks in some exam and then someone else is like, "Oh my gods that's not bad I got * insert even trashier score here*!" and then I have to assure them that their marks are good (even tho I probs do not think they are good) when all I want to do is dig a hole, crawl into it and eat ice cream in there until I die.