Historians, about the relationship of Achilles and Patroclus: They were just good friends! Good bros! Nothing really gay about it!
Achilles: "My Patroclus"
Achilles: *sleeps with Patroclus*
Achilles: *the person he is closest to is Patroclus*
Achilles when his bedwife gets taken: *merely refuses to fight* Achilles when Patroclus is killed: *goes on a slaughter spree*
Achilles, when he finds out about Patroclus' death: *screams so loud he can be heard from the underworld*
Achilles: *demands his ashes be mingled with Patroclus'*
Achilles: *kills a fucking river/ defeats a river god when said god is trying to stop him from murdering Patroclus' killer*
Achilles: *murders Patroclus' killer knowing full well it will result in his death, although he wanted to live in glory*
Achilles: *drags Patroclus' killer around the city of Troy, in the dirt, three times, dishonouring him although he partly admired Hector before Patroclus' murder*
Achilles: *refuses to have Hector buried/sent for burial*
Achilles: *has to have Priam come to him and beg for his son's body for him to return Hector for burial*
Achilles: *prowls the battlefield, wanting death, so that he can be reunited with Patroclus*
Achilles: *smiles when he dies because he's going to be reunited with Patroclus*
So true
WESPER & KANEJ in Shadow and Bone (2021-2023)
Canon idc
*at the shadowhunter academy*
Christopher: People say I have a unique way of lighting up a room.
Ragnor, from his office: WHO THE F*CK SET MY ROOM ON FIRE???
I just wanted to say that my page is a Drarry hate area. Drarry? Horrible. Draco? Disgusting. Dumbledore? Hell no. Snape? Yuck.
(Jsyk, I honestly don’t care if you do or don’t like these characters and this ship, like everyone has their own opinions, but I’m always up for a fun little debate :) )
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“Capes are optional, too; I’ve never worn one, they make me feel like a tit, but Penny likes them. Says she feels like Stevie Nicks”
This quote gave me the idea to draw Penny in a cool Stevie nicks inspired outfit. Obviously she looks fly as hell
regulus was terrified of being a bad dad to harry.
t e r r i f i e d.
he worried, and he paced, and half the time he panicked if he was left alone with harry for even two minutes for james to go to the kitchen and bring back a bottle.
james was phenomenal with him, a natural. james was born to be a father. lily was an amazing doting mother, it all seemed to come so natural to her. mary always made harry squeal with excitement the second she walked into a room. but regulus felt as if he could never be a good father. he never had a good example, so how could he be?
so when harry potter was eleven months old, and took his first steps towards regulus, who at the time was not even paying attention to him. and james and lily screamed in excitement, scaring harry and causing him to not only just walk to regulus, but run to him.
well, regulus figured he must of not been doing to awful of a job.
and as he held a now crying harry who couldn’t understand why everyone was screaming and being so loud, and clung to his papa with tear stained cheeks and soft coos. regulus decided it didn’t matter how terrified he was of being a father, because he already was one, and harry seemed to think he was doing a pretty good job.
I LOVE THIS SO MUCH OMG
will finds a camera and is eager to test it
goth georgie reblog if you agree
More marauders (but it’s literally just sirius)as things I heard at my great ✨catholic school✨ at some point
- Snape: why don’t you have a crush on any *girls? (*in context it was boys, bc, you know, all girls school)
Sirius: because I’m gay you fucking dumbass bitch
- Sirius: oh, I didn’t do my cool down workout today (starts literally squaring in the middle of class)
jon "i dont need a psychiatrist" sims
Pin-Eye au by @americanoddysey ! Read here!
me <3 this werewolf
remus as pics from pinterest that reminded me of him