Sirius getting a dog and being furious when it likes Remus better than him
Regulus: I’m having an internal breakdown but externally
Sirius: it doesn’t work like that, whore
Remus: shut up, I’m trying to get my daily 1 hour of sleep
James: guys, be nice
Peter: *asleep*
(This was actually a conversation that happened at my school camp)
PLEASE I NEED THIS
au where scorbus are a muggle couple and scorpius wear the most expensive and stylish gucci suits and albus follows him around in a hoodie and sweatpants
*sirius walked into a closet where James and regulus may or may not have been making out and now the doors stuck*
James: Well this is nice, just the three of us
Sirius and regulus: No!
OH MY GOD YES
"The first time we met I was looking up to you. Suppose I still am."
"Did you think I was looking down on you? When we met."
"Weren't you?"
"No. More like... admiring the view."
Finished colouring + fem remsu
It’s always “regulus fell first but James fell harder” but what if James fell first and regulus fell harder?
Regulus, not sure why James potter, popular, bold and loud, was interested in him. Regulus feeling things he’s never felt before and wondering why he felt like that. Regulus realising that he loved James, his love for James becoming all consuming, him being scared because he’s never felt like that before, nor has he ever had someone feel love for him that James potter did.
Regulus loved James so much he gave the ultimate sacrifice for him, but he didn’t realise that James loved him just as much as he loved James, he didn’t realise that what he did would affect him in the way it did. Why would he even think about it? No one had cared about him before. But James potter loved regulus black more than anything, and a part of him always would.
Im willing to kill everyone I know and sell my soul to the devil for a hug from Jack Wolfe
More marauders (but it’s literally just sirius)as things I heard at my great ✨catholic school✨ at some point
- Snape: why don’t you have a crush on any *girls? (*in context it was boys, bc, you know, all girls school)
Sirius: because I’m gay you fucking dumbass bitch
- Sirius: oh, I didn’t do my cool down workout today (starts literally squaring in the middle of class)
No one can tell me that Elio (call me by your name) isn’t literally regulus (and I don’t just mean that Timothee Chalamet “plays” both of them)
Because like, you can’t say that this:“I wanted him dead too, so that if I couldn’t stop thinking about him and worrying about when would be the next time I’d see him, at least his death would put an end to it. I wanted to kill him myself even, so as to let him know how much his mere existence had come to bother me-“ isnt LITERALLY regulus talking about James.
Also, they both have the music/poetry/literature vibes, and they’re both my babies, so yeah