Every Day, Every Single Day, I Hate Myself For Coming Into The The Marauders Fandom. And To Whoever Decided

James and Sirius lost a bet with Mary and now they’re wearing adorable play boy girls costumes.

(Sirius lost on purpose eheh)

Oh and Moony and Reg are here too

(I’m going to hell I know)

IM SORRY BUT TONGUES AND TEETH BY THE CRANE WIVES IS LITERALLY REGULUS?!?!?

IM LITERALLY CRYING

Whsksvwksvaksv

HE KNOWS IM PISSING MYSELF

Dorcas: So regulus, do you have a crush on anyone?

Regulus: the only crush I have is my crushing anxiety

Regulus: and also James

(Inspired by a post by @ivysincorrectquotes!)

Historians, about the relationship of Achilles and Patroclus: They were just good friends! Good bros! Nothing really gay about it!

Achilles: "My Patroclus"

Achilles: *sleeps with Patroclus*

Achilles: *the person he is closest to is Patroclus*

Achilles when his bedwife gets taken: *merely refuses to fight* Achilles when Patroclus is killed: *goes on a slaughter spree*

Achilles, when he finds out about Patroclus' death: *screams so loud he can be heard from the underworld*

Achilles: *demands his ashes be mingled with Patroclus'*

Achilles: *kills a fucking river/ defeats a river god when said god is trying to stop him from murdering Patroclus' killer*

Achilles: *murders Patroclus' killer knowing full well it will result in his death, although he wanted to live in glory*

Achilles: *drags Patroclus' killer around the city of Troy, in the dirt, three times, dishonouring him although he partly admired Hector before Patroclus' murder*

Achilles: *refuses to have Hector buried/sent for burial*

Achilles: *has to have Priam come to him and beg for his son's body for him to return Hector for burial*

Achilles: *prowls the battlefield, wanting death, so that he can be reunited with Patroclus*

Achilles: *smiles when he dies because he's going to be reunited with Patroclus*

Achilles to thetis: *casually leaning on the side of a rock* hey, so, um, just wondering, hypothetically, can you see me up on mount Pelion?

Thetis: I cannot

Achilles: cool, coolcoolcoolcool, great, thanks. Anyway, I’ll be going now. Bye

(Achilles absolutely sprinting back)

Achilles to Patroclus: hey man, so, my mum can’t see us up here, wanna bang?

In case anyone is having a bad night:

Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found

Here are some fun sites

Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics

Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli

Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies

*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

You’ll be okay, friend <3

Rip James and lily. They deserved so much more. <33

James: I don’t know what I’d do without you. You’re my centre of gravity, without you, everything would float away and life would be nothing. I just don’t know how to explain how much I love you, my love for you is what I am now, I am nothing if not complete adoration for everything you do.

Sirius: I love you too prongs, you’ll never really know how much, but I do love you, so so much

*emotional loving embrace*

Regulus standing in the corner: what the fuck did I just witness

Remus: get used to it bud

No one can tell me that Elio (call me by your name) isn’t literally regulus (and I don’t just mean that Timothee Chalamet “plays” both of them)

Because like, you can’t say that this:“I wanted him dead too, so that if I couldn’t stop thinking about him and worrying about when would be the next time I’d see him, at least his death would put an end to it. I wanted to kill him myself even, so as to let him know how much his mere existence had come to bother me-“ isnt LITERALLY regulus talking about James.

Also, they both have the music/poetry/literature vibes, and they’re both my babies, so yeah