Sirius: Why Is Bacon Called Bacon And Cookies Called Cookies If You Cook Bacon And Bake Cookies?

Pandora + Regulus, the best platonic soulmates 🌼🌼🌼

Featuring: Pandora showing Regulus the glowing lilies near her house. They’re nicknamed “sun stars” :)

Tonks slays, but just not with Remus. Wolfstar forever

me whenever someone defends remadora and/or molly weasley

Marauders & co. at an airport/ on a plane

James: Looks in every shop at the airport, is really hyper up until he gets on the plane, then he’s pretty chill

Sirius: Terrified of flying on a plane (will fly on a literal broomstick but can’t even think about flying in an enclosed space). Brings his skincare to do on the plane.

Remus: Forces everyone to get to the airport early, packs the night before, is at least 20 people’s airport crush. Reads the whole plane ride

Peter: Brings snacks, magazines, games. Gets lost but makes friends with some random person who he’ll never see again

Marlene: Goes into every shop with James, will not chill out on the plane (always asks the flight attendants a million questions), is that annoying person who claps when the plane lands

Lily: Helps Remus rangle everyone into coming to the airport early, has her whole suitcase organised, sleeps on the plane

Mary: Forces everyone to get to the gate early, first in line onto the plane, gets really stressed (especially going through security)

Regulus: Looks chill, but he’s actually really scared of planes (like Sirius), has monogrammed luggage, listens to music on the plane. Sits on the aisle seat

Pandora: Is actually super chill, has the “we get there when we get there” mentality. If no one dragged her along to be early she’d turn up as the gate was closing. Brings her latest craft project onto the plane (not like messy stuff, like crochet or embroidery or smth)

Dorcas: Makes sure no one gets lost, is at least 20 people’s airport crush (like Remus), is willing to put people on one of those backpack leash things. Talks to people on the plane.

Evan: Tired™️. It doesn’t matter if the flight is at 1pm, he’ll still sleep at every chance he gets. Goes crazy when the airport has a Lego shop. Sleeps on the plane (obvi)

Barty: Is extremely annoying. Won’t be ready when everyone has to leave, definitely forgot something at home, is super annoying on the flight (will be that person that “asks questions” when the flight attendants are doing the safety thing), claps when the plane lands.

Walburga Black: You are not good enough for my son, and I don't want you around him. End. Of. Story.

James: *at the door with a guitar* so why don't you give me one more-

*door is slammed in his face*

PLEASE I NEED THIS

au where scorbus are a muggle couple and scorpius wear the most expensive and stylish gucci suits and albus follows him around in a hoodie and sweatpants

Achilles: Can you see us on the mountain?

Thetis: No. Why do you ask?

Achilles: No. Reason.

*later at the mountain*

Achilles: SHE COULDNT SEE US. FOR THREE YEARS.

Patroclus: Oh?

Achilles: FOR THREE YEARS. SHE COULDN'T SEE US. FOR. THREE. YEARS.

Patroclus: Mhm.

Achilles: THREE. YEARS.

Patroclus: Mhm.

Achilles: WE COULDVE BEEN FUCKING. FOR. THREE. YEARS.

Patroclus: Mhm.

Chiron: i ship it.

Thetis: What the fuck

spreading more of my regulus headcanons!!

he is left handed.

he plays the violin and piano.

he learned french before english— all of his thoughts are in french, and he talks to himself in french.

he is autistic and has sensory issues.

he doesn’t like to eat meat, tries to eat vegetarian as often as he can.

gets attached to jewellery/pieces of clothing easily.

addicted to tea.

stays up very late, and wakes up very early.

can read latin fluently, but not speak it fluently.

blurts out random facts no matter the situation, just the most random, disturbing facts.

spoke later than other kids, having to go to speech therapy— he didn’t speak in full sentences until he started primary school.

OK YES!??!?!??!!!!!

And yeah, he would so love the shooting range scene

Tv shows I think people from the marauders era would watch:

James and Sirius: H2o (and they’d fucking love very minute of it)

Regulus: Young Royals

Sirius and James (yes again, because I can): heartstopper

Evan and Barty: Heartbreak high (the new one)

Dorcas: the chilling adventures of Sabrina/gossip girl

Lily and Mary: Gilmore girls/ gossip girl (they’d talk about it with dorcas)

Lily: Anne with an E

Pandora: the good place

Pandora and regulus: umbrella academy

Peter and Sirius: teen titans go

Remus: shadow and bone (he’s obviously read the books first tho)/ derry girls

Marlene: atypical/sex education/ Kath and Kim

James and regulus: the end of the f***ing world/I am not ok with this

Regulus and Remus: the queens gambit

I HAVE REALLY DETAILED EXPLANATIONS TO ALL OF THESE BUT THEYRE REALLY LONG AND RAMBLY SO IM LEAVING THEM OUT

Ok, is anyone else as confused as I am about the jegulus fanfiction strike. Because I have absolutely no idea what’s going on.

Star “if the only way to love you is to let us die” chaser