Tonks Slays, But Just Not With Remus. Wolfstar Forever

More marauders (but it’s literally just sirius)as things I heard at my great ✨catholic school✨ at some point

- Snape: why don’t you have a crush on any *girls? (*in context it was boys, bc, you know, all girls school)

Sirius: because I’m gay you fucking dumbass bitch

- Sirius: oh, I didn’t do my cool down workout today (starts literally squaring in the middle of class)

*james walking into the lounge to the walls covered in sticky notes and string and Regulus running around like a madman*

James: Love, it’s 3 am, what are you doing?

Regulus: I need to find out if Lizzie Borden killed her fucking parents or not, James. It’s really important

James: Come on honey, we can work that out together tomorrow, just come with me to bed.

Im willing to kill everyone I know and sell my soul to the devil for a hug from Jack Wolfe

jon "i dont need a psychiatrist" sims

Pin-Eye au by @americanoddysey ! Read here!

spreading more of my regulus headcanons!!

he is left handed.

he plays the violin and piano.

he learned french before english— all of his thoughts are in french, and he talks to himself in french.

he is autistic and has sensory issues.

he doesn’t like to eat meat, tries to eat vegetarian as often as he can.

gets attached to jewellery/pieces of clothing easily.

addicted to tea.

stays up very late, and wakes up very early.

can read latin fluently, but not speak it fluently.

blurts out random facts no matter the situation, just the most random, disturbing facts.

spoke later than other kids, having to go to speech therapy— he didn’t speak in full sentences until he started primary school.

OH MY GOD YES

"The first time we met I was looking up to you. Suppose I still am."

"Did you think I was looking down on you? When we met."

"Weren't you?"

"No. More like... admiring the view."

IM LITERALLY CRYING

Whsksvwksvaksv

HE KNOWS IM PISSING MYSELF

Sirius: why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?

Remus: Sirius, please not now. IM TRYING TO SLEEP.

James in the background sitting there while his brain overheats

Tv shows I think people from the marauders era would watch:

James and Sirius: H2o (and they’d fucking love very minute of it)

Regulus: Young Royals

Sirius and James (yes again, because I can): heartstopper

Evan and Barty: Heartbreak high (the new one)

Dorcas: the chilling adventures of Sabrina/gossip girl

Lily and Mary: Gilmore girls/ gossip girl (they’d talk about it with dorcas)

Lily: Anne with an E

Pandora: the good place

Pandora and regulus: umbrella academy

Peter and Sirius: teen titans go

Remus: shadow and bone (he’s obviously read the books first tho)/ derry girls

Marlene: atypical/sex education/ Kath and Kim

James and regulus: the end of the f***ing world/I am not ok with this

Regulus and Remus: the queens gambit

I HAVE REALLY DETAILED EXPLANATIONS TO ALL OF THESE BUT THEYRE REALLY LONG AND RAMBLY SO IM LEAVING THEM OUT

Ok I’m so glad someone said it, that’s literally the dream

Oh how i wish to be a little goblin boy who collects trinkets and lives in the forest with all his little woodland creature friends. I’m begging for that. I need that. It would make my heart so happy 🫶