I Don’t Understand Why But I Really Hate This Shade Of Blue

cucumb-ler liked your post:this blog now redirects to my real blog. this post will only appear on the dash of my followers, and they may very well miss it considering it’s fairly late when I’m posting it. if you see this post - ephemeral and strange - you are blessed by good fortune

wh - how did you find this post goatboss. are you that powerful

I thought somebody cracked the code to, like, fireballs and flying carpets and FLIPENDOOOOOOOOO and shit. Serves me right for getting excited.

If you close your eyes just as it crashes, your brain is tricked into thinking you’ve actually died for a second, thus relaxing you.

so i forget which blog is your main blog or like whats the deal

Maxiesatanunofficial is my main blog but due to Reasons I do all my real blogging from maxiesatanofficial. If it were possible to switch primary blog I’d have done so long, long ago.

@support I recognize that this might actually be a pretty tricky problem to solve but if you ever get the chance, help a girl out 👀

this isn't quite the blog theme but I haven't posted something in months so

(submissions are accepted if anyone comes up with something btw)

i did one of those tumblr slideshow things to explain why I hate swords

@bendin-in-the-wind replied to your post “tbh I’m really glad about how quickly “futch” went from something...”

so is a futch like, not a femme and not a butch

The way I see it it’s less “neither” and more “elements of both, neither really sticking out.” But there’s room for interpretation, I s’pose

I am never going to stop following this blog

you are human garbage

I have often compared gaming laptops to nuclear reactors and that comparison has never been more justified

i would like to thank my good friend nopholom who inspired this amazing joke

I mean, most mad "scientists" are really mad engineers.

The rest are generally biologists or chemists who've already, presumably, TESTED what they're about to release on the market.

A true mad scientist would only destroy half of the earth, since the other half is the control group.