Games Are Finally Art

person on reddit, a site where the visibility of all posts and comments is controlled by how many people agree with it: “tumblr is an echo chamber”

every wikipedia entry for a comic book character is like

Classic Era: Professor Two-Apes was created when a bored alien glued two gorillas together with a magic rock. He later turned to evil when a colleague took credit for his research. In his debut appearance, Professor Two-Apes turned the Eiffel Tower into a banana.

Modern Era: Tu-Apes was the result of years of painful animal experimentation. He killed the doctor who created him, stole the blood-stained diploma off his wall, and now wears it around his neck. In the Conflagration crossover event, he was seen being beaten to death with one of his own spines. He was later resurrected by Satanists and currently suffers from a debilitating heroin addiction.

stop following this blog you butts i thought changing the name would make it clear

follow so-says-mister-stewart instead blugh

I forgot there’s a musician named Shamir and briefly got excited assuming tumblr allows me to question a stone-eating worm from Jewish folklore

If I pause it at the right place I can almost pretend that my blue angel is just wearing some thick blue oven mitts and isn’t suffering at the bottom of the ocean slowly losing her identity

why not change this blog to So-says-mister-stewart I mean what if someone else wants i-dont-use-this-blog-now as their url

1) why the hell would anyone want that url if they plan to use it

2) mainly because I've posted like 99.9% of all my posts to so-says-mister-stewart and it'd be weird if I changed that now

420 deport kolech erryday

omfg i am so god dam rich on this game

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SHIT, I could have switched back to posting on this blog for April Fool's. SHIT SHIT SHIT I MISSED A GOLDEN(?) OPPORTUNITY

periodical reminder that this is not the blog I use and in fact to keep up with the latest Communism Memes you should follow transmemesatan w/o the 5

I used to use “i-dont-use-this-blog-now” but 1) people still followed me on this blog + 2) it fucked w/ people’s tags so honestly,

reminder that i don’t use this blog (intentionally) anymore and that u should follow @maxiesatanofficial instead