Such A Fucking Tease They're Never Gonna Sell These Hey They're Kissing......

i know that life isn't a race and that everyone does things on their own schedule and that i shouldn't compare myself to other people who haven't lived the same life that i have and overcome the same obstacles i have. BUT

The main advantage of the new mob is that you don't need a word to tell its lore. We find this almost dead, half-desiccated creature near huge bones in the biome, where ghasts, which are massive in themselves, most often spawn. It is so obvious that this is a child who has lost its mother. Perhaps even because of the players' actions, because it's not like ghasts have any potential enemies. Or maybe the cause of death was different. We don't know. We just know that no one will take care of this child but us

I love Dried Ghast very much, it's my little sunshine. I need to protect it

I can't wait for the Splatoon live action movie adaptation because I know there's gonna be a scene based on Salmon Run, and it's gonna be like-

A smallfry appears on the shore after wave 3

"They want me to fight the Smallfry?" -Agent 8 played by Jason Momoa

A Horrorboros appears from the water and roars.

"AHH!" -Agent 8

"HORRORBOROS!" -Captain Cuttlefish played by Jack Black

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i dont care if mondays rife,tuesday qednesday full of strife, thursday fuck my baka life, its friday im in sucks

not wanting to be outdone by the benders in the gang, sokka invents the flamethrower, the supersoaker, the leaf blower, and the concept of throwing rocks at people

Being a secret agent means lots of scars. But it’s ok because scars actually make you cooler

this came across my dash, now you have to see it. Bone man be upon ye.

I see your 'Sky has asthma and that's why he can't run', and I raise you: Sky has Inappropriate Sinus Tachycardia, and that's why he can't run.

Now, before you run away because you've never even heard of IST, hear me out. (If you don't know the condition, it's a dysautonomic heart condition vaguely similar to POTS, just without the low blood pressure.)

We all know Sky's lived above the clouds with minimal oxygen levels his entire life, as have most of his decedents, so it wouldn't make sense for him to have shitty lungs, right? That's where IST comes in. See, it's not related in the slightest to physical health or upbringing, it's just a non-genetic thing that is due to your sinus being a bit funky. It's also not life threatening, so that takes away from Skyloft needing to have non-canonical advanced medical procedures. IST's main symptom is that it severely decreases your stamina by making your heart race and you become extremely out of breath, often meaning you have to stop and wait for a bit for your heart to calm down.

Sound familiar? Yeah, I thought so too.

However, and here's the real seller- unlike asthma, you can just power through and not die. It really, really sucks, but this ability is quite the gamebreaker for me when you think about all of the extreme physical tasks Sky has completed in game, not to mention his swordplay, that if he had exercise induced asthma would've very likely set off an attack. With IST tho, yes it would feel like you were dying, but it is absolutely be possible to just power through your symptoms and have no adverse effects except from your extreme discomfort and fatigue afterwards.

TLDR: Sky has Inappropriate Sinus Tachycardia because it fits him so much better than asthma, as someone who has both asthma and IST. And no, this isn't just me projecting my hyper specific heart condition onto one of my favourite characters, what do you mean....

real

I think I've been too nice online. I think a lot of politicians should die and I want the record to show that