Runt

such a fucking tease they're never gonna sell these Hey they're kissing......

Every so often when I’m really really tired I remember how much I fucking LOVE the Alola Games

God I love the Alola Games

I think every first time player of Legends Arceus has had the experience where they wandered off the main path into the Horseshoe Plains, stumbled across a big Rapidash with glowing red eyes and decided "Ooh, I want to catch that!" only to be hit by an intercontinental ballistic missile in the shape of a horse.

Boyos...

Lore drop! Florian has no memory ): he a forgetti spaghetti boy.

Kieran on the other hand-

At least he has a friend.

Might lore dump later ❤️🍎🌸

“Twilight is so good with kids” well uh, to be honest he actually just spends his entire game getting hilariously bullied by a merciless gang of small children who have no right to be that savage

I CAN'T STAND HIM

i need this often...

I call upon the fan fic writing gods to bless you with the perseverance to finish one of your unfinished drafts. 

May your fingers dance along the letters upon your device with ease, may the devil of distraction stay far from you, and may your work not need much editing.

I pass this blessing upon every fan fic writer out there.

i am hoes

instead of worrying abt whether or not yr scaring the hoes y dont u find some hoes that dont get scared, brave hoes. indomitable hoes