Bruh

Beyblade X’s plot isn’t as high stakes as the previous generations but I’m fearing for these children’s well-being just the same.

hold the smol

Ah yes, my favorite color, S̶̞͔͍̓̐̃̎͝h̴̥̃̋͐̋̕r̷̩͍̺͈͍͙̪̦͓̤̫̥̒̒ĩ̸̯̹̩͋m̷̧͎̹̘͌͑̄̾p̷̧̧͙͓̳̲̞̫̂̏͌̔̿́̈́͌̕͠

ranking the best things I have heard surgeons say mid-surgery:

1. "Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)

2. (spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:

3. Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."

4. [okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: "Please remember that [patient] is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"

5. [another procedure where the patient couldn't be put under GA] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*

Sometimes having a reputation for being smart beats actually being smart.

I once beat my school’s chess champion in a game because he spent the entire match desperately trying to work out my strategy because I was “smart” and therefore good at chess.

We were playing with a Lord of the Rings chess set. I was moving the characters I liked best.

I’m terrible at chess.

skull is a maladaptive daydreamer (totally not projecting) and he has at least 5 OCs and an intricate fantasy world that he constantly thinks about (totally not projecting) and he has a bunch of playlists to think about the guys to (totally not projecting) and on long car rides where he’s a passenger he’ll listen to said playlist and disassociate for hours. sometimes he’ll straight up disassociate during battles too and wake up to a won battle and 36 splats he didn’t remember getting because he’s too busy thinking about Bones and Avery, which are totally NOT self inserts of him and aviators (they are)

oh and also he has a tumblr which like every three months he posts the most stunning beautiful art of these OCs and explain nothing. the kind of thing you see where it’s like “idk anything about this but it looks cool as fuck”

the reason for these maladaptive daydreams is partially due to autism and inattentive ADHD and partially due to trauma I won’t explain for now because idk your policies on potentially triggering headcanons

also I lied, 75% of this is projecting

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Me starting to copy the random noises my friends make