Maya-the-knight - Mayatheknight

Victor: [sneezes like, one time] Hop: [immediately wraps him up in a big scarf and cozy jacket and blanket and fetches some hot soup]

this came across my dash, now you have to see it. Bone man be upon ye.

i will hold you as long as you need

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

I can't wait for the Splatoon live action movie adaptation because I know there's gonna be a scene based on Salmon Run, and it's gonna be like-

A smallfry appears on the shore after wave 3

"They want me to fight the Smallfry?" -Agent 8 played by Jason Momoa

A Horrorboros appears from the water and roars.

"AHH!" -Agent 8

"HORRORBOROS!" -Captain Cuttlefish played by Jack Black

things my classmates have actually said???

by the way, these were IN CLASS. Not just in free time. The teachers have witnessed it. Sadly.

“The hand sanitizer is flavored strawberry? Can I eat it?”

“did you know cannibalism is allowed in the u.s along with guns”

“why do you keep rats inside your jeans”

“and what a GREAT receive from flappy bird!”

”I donate one cent to the ‘therapy pls’ starcaster fund”

“wait, if dinosaurs died and their bones became petroleum, and humans have bones too, IS OIL A RENEWABLE RESOURCE NOW?!?! guys, DIG UP CEMETERIES!!”

“I said pencil because it was easier to explain than cutting a penny in half”

*insane hysterical laughter* “my dog died in April!” *more laughing* “it’s funny because he can’t die again!”

“you do NOT go to a fancy restaurant to eat grits”

“can I tell you about the dolphin that ate all the kids!?”

“I worship a god who helps me as long as I don’t touch the golden cookies.”

we have even weirder conversations, but also be free to use these as things your favorite character might say idk.

also will probably make another post adding context to each quote (it will make even less sense)

The ending to volume 6 pretty much

guess who found the gays

The chocolate splatfest of love

No one in coroika is cis. Absolutely no one.

Goggles, Aloha, and Avi are transmasc. Rider is also transmasc and presents more fem because he can. Army is non binary with he/it pronouns. Skull is transmasc and uses feminine terms like daughter and girlfriend. Gloves is non binary. Prince is agender. Mask and Metry are transfem (AND IN LOVE)

the only cis people are emperor and vintage (but vin is on thin fucking ice)

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exactly how gay do you think khrome is

well I haven’t exactly watched much of the show yet (I’ve only watched up to episode 33 in the dub) but from what I’ve seen so far he’s probably a lil fruity

but what I’m more focused on is his obsession over Ekusu and Ekusu’s strength, I got no time to wonder if bro realizes he might like guys