Maybeemayhem - Welcome To The ?

SHE was a punk. HE did ballet. #woke #truelove

Take a break, this cute tardigrade needs time to cross your dash:

they should invent a week or maybe a month where nothing stressful happens and ur brain isnt even allowed to think of stressful things and if anything is stressful it explodes and dies painfully

Gay men doing transmisogynistic drag shit are exerting their privilege as men to exploit trans women without real consequences. Many trans women are put off from drag for this reason. It really is that simple unless you have something you're trying to obfuscate.

they seriously need to invent a medication that has no side effects and no risks and that cures everything that is wrong with me instantly and forever. and is raspberry flavoured

a magical sword can only be pulled from its anvil by a maiden of purest heart. a young knight visits the anvil daily to make the attempt, crushed each time he cannot do the deed, yearning for a sign from the universe that he *is* in truth what he yearns to be. for the world to plop the gift of identity into outstretched arms. but of course, it never does. until one day, he has a chance encounter with a nymph of the lake who was once an ordinary squire, and he learns from her that maidenhood will not be given to him, that he must be brave and choose it for himself. and so the knight changes her name and reintroduces herself to the world and employs the greatest miracles of modern science to become the maiden she had always dreamed of being, and this time, when she revists the sword, she only can't pull it because she's kind of an asshole.

Animal, whose life is so difficult and hard because I don't spend my entire day petting her