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just learned about dopamine decor and i feel crazy

tiktok people are just now discovering you can put things in your living space that you like. , Guys

kind of weird how parts of your soul are left in various locations without any warning… like yes i’m always at the top of that hill, sitting at the bus stop, in the cool light of the Japanese restaurant, standing at the pier etc etc

My favorite jokes are about mispronouncing philosophers' names but I'm afraid it's a nietzsche subgenre

Local woman experiences change in life circumstances that take her from seeing friends every day to seeing them once a week or less, becomes crushingly lonely

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a magical sword can only be pulled from its anvil by a maiden of purest heart. a young knight visits the anvil daily to make the attempt, crushed each time he cannot do the deed, yearning for a sign from the universe that he *is* in truth what he yearns to be. for the world to plop the gift of identity into outstretched arms. but of course, it never does. until one day, he has a chance encounter with a nymph of the lake who was once an ordinary squire, and he learns from her that maidenhood will not be given to him, that he must be brave and choose it for himself. and so the knight changes her name and reintroduces herself to the world and employs the greatest miracles of modern science to become the maiden she had always dreamed of being, and this time, when she revists the sword, she only can't pull it because she's kind of an asshole.

before you make a major life decision you should ALWAYS make sure that you are going through something that could be described as an "episode"

what if we kissed on the abandoned dust and disease riddled honeymoon suite bed... in minecraft...

Holy shit you’re still a kid stop worrying about not being a lesbian in high school. Gay drama’s the same at all ages. You didn’t miss a damn thing.

This actually kinda pisses me off, you dont get to tell me i didn't miss anything when i was a husk of a person walking around in some sad dudes body one slip up away from killing myself

Sure being a girl in highschool probably would have sucked as well but why am i not allowed to dream about that life

Seriously im sick of mentioning an experience im sad i didnt get and people going "oh it actually sucks dont worry" fuck off i didnt get to be a real person in highschool.

I dont care if something sucked maybe I still want that experience even if it was shit

When I was in Kindergarten, near the start of the year, my teacher had us all write our names on thin strips of paper.

We took those bits of paper and linked them into a big chain, each strip made into a circle and sealed with glue, such that everyone in the class had their name form part of our "class chain". We were all connected.

When anyone broke the rules, if it was bad enough or often enough, our teacher would call the offender up in front of everyone, and have them ceremoniously cut the strip with their name on it, so they were removed from the chain, and the chain was permanently damaged.

Needless to say, this was intimidating and scary at the time, and absolutely horrifying and fucked up looking back, and I have no idea what psychological torture shit my teacher was on, but jesus