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new year's resolutions

- don't die

- get even gayer

- get an even weirder gender

- reach out to my friends more

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

like a solid 60% of weird fandom tropes were invented by women who needed slightly more avant garde ways to fuck spock.... wanting to fuck spock is in many ways a load bearing pillar of fandom like if u took it away the source code would just break theres like a molecule of wanting to fuck spock or reaction to everyone wanting to fuck spock within the heart of fanfic all fanfiction is about wanting to fuck spock except fanfic about wanting to fuck spock which is about women in stem

to all the haters who call his forehead ‘bald’ and ‘moldy’, ummmm…..look at the follicles?!

listen i get that you want facial feminization surgery so that you can live safely as a woman with less danger of harassment, but have you considered pretending that gender doesn't affect you? i heard that if you pretend really hard it eventually goes away

tes THDPSSSSPS 💜