Bucket List For Stranger Things 4 Volume 2

kiss the girl ✨

Testimony During the Blight Divorce Hearings

Luz: She tried to kill me! After tourting me all night.. which is hard my pain and humliation thresholds are VERY high.

Edric: I intorduced my boyfriend to her. she just.. laughed for like 80 mintues straight

Rad:…. it still haunts me

Willow: She told amity to stop hanging out iwth me or else, expelled me and tried to murder my boyfriend

Hunter: I’m her boyfriend! Oh and she once kneed me in the shin during an arms deal. She thought I wasn’t looking but I was

Amira: Her response to me dying my sisters hair was to sue me. I still won but I had an excellent lawyer

Tiny Nose: I somehow passed the baw!

Alador: She once literally whipped me to get me to work faster.. it wa sfun at first but then…

King: She threw a pinecone at me!

Eda: She tried to murder my daughter. The only reason I didn’t kill her is that I had better things to do.

Hooty: She called me a freak of nature! AM I A FREAK? AM I?

Lilith: She never respected me.. she was always like “ehhh tell it to your boss’ and I did but he did nothing.

Rahne: She let a feral racoon into my office.

Steve: Steve just loves the drama.. but she did hit me with her scroll for not unloading things fast enough once.

Boscha: She called me bobscha. That’s clearly my sperm donor!

Darius: She insulted this outfit!

Skara: She called me the annoying one. Has she met Boscha?

Principal Bump: She forced me to expel my children! MY CHILDREENNNN (bursts into tears)

I'm begging you to turn the sound on

I'm still not over Dana Terrace openly admitting on Twitter that she doesn't have cable and watches episodes on The Owl Club. She's also publicly endorsed fan artists who sell merch and says they deserve the money more than Disney.

Fucking icon. Pirate the show, buy fan merch, say "fuck you" to the Mouse in every way. Hell yes.

HELLO, TUMBLR DOT COM.

For the past 6 months, I’ve been working on a silly adventure comic book called The Sunken Ether. Its release is finally here!

It features…

FISH IN SPACE!

A LOBSTER EX-MOBSTER!

HUMOR!

CAR CHASES!

A PUFFERFISH WITH CLEAVAGE!

What’s not to love? Here’s a sneak peak:

If you like what you see, you can order it here:

the ultimate he/they gamer

(I AM COPING)

This is an actual screenshot from the owl house wiki’s page on belos’ design.

Since I'm w359posting this week apparently, I wanted to share something neat I learned from the AMAs about how the writers designed the characters.

Apparently, the original four crewmembers were plotted on two axes - human vs inhuman and order vs chaos. Eiffel and Minkowski were the chaos human and order human, and Hera and Hilbert were the chaos inhuman and order (metaphorical) inhuman. Lovelace upon her introduction was plotted at the dead center of both axes.

To really amp up everyone reflecting each other, when they started designing the SI5 characters, they took the original three humans' personalities and job titles and rotated them. So, they set up a commander, scientist, and technician, but gave the commander Hilbert's traits, the scientist Eiffel's traits, and the technician Minkowski's traits.

Obviously that was only a starting point, and all three characters grew into their own people very different from where they began. However, you can see traces of these influences. Least so with Jacobi, imo, but in the Rashomon episode where each person's account reflects their priorities and anxieties, he's striving to portray himself as a dedicated, safety-conscious professional frustrated that no one else takes his work seriously, which is something Minkowski can relate to. He's also Kepler's administrative officer, even if we don't see him doing paperwork very often.

Maxwell is clearer. She's the most friendly and social of her team and strikes up the closest connection with Hera. Also, as soon as she's gone, the rest of her team implodes, much as in "Pan Pan" the remaining crew is at each other's throats.

Finally, Kepler's alignment with Hilbert is obvious to me at least - they both are people with theoretically noble goals who are willing to do terrible things to achieve them, and Goddard takes advantage of that to get them to do terrible things full stop. Hilbert is just further along on the Goddard employee lifecycle of getting chewed up and discarded (he's had more of his legs eaten, to use the pig story's metaphor). They hate each other so much because they recognize each other.

... I am only thinking this now as I type it out, but I always wondered why Eiffel disliked Maxwell after only knowing her for a couple days, most of which he'd spent convalescing. I figured she was probably asking invasive questions about Hera, but if I'm suggesting Hilbert and Kepler hate each other because they recognize each other as card carrying members of the face-eating leopards party.... maybe Eiffel dislikes Maxwell because he sees something of himself in her.

"Watch the Owl House", they said. "It's just a silly little kids cartoon about magic and fun times."