^almost died laughing
dru after recommending a horror movie to kit knowing she's going to have approximately 37 increasingly distressed text messages waiting on the phone in the morning
Can’t stop picturing Lester doing CPR while yelling-singing Stayin’ Alive
Not in an angsty way, just in a stupid funny way
Like he’s just sitting there doing this while the Arrow of Dodona is in his ears going “THOU HAST MISTIMED THE BEAT OF THY SONG! SHALL I AWAKEN THE SPOTIFY FOR THEE?”
Meg’s just in the background dancing, then Lester’s voice cracks and she falls over laughing
Kayla walks in dragging Will with her
Will takes one look and goes “Dad, he literally doesn’t need CPR, you’re just gonna break his ribs for no reason”
He stops.
They never speak of it again.
Happy Halloween everyone!
I hope you've all had a great day <333
👻 🎃
I guess it's time to bawl on my kitchen floor y'all
-imagine Nico in the underworld yelling for Bianca "BIANCA! WHERE ARE YOU"
-imagine Lee's shock at finding Micheal in the Elysuim
-imagine Micheal perched up onto a tree shooting at the enemy only to look to the side to see his brother...dead
-imagine Will doing everything he can to revive Lee
-imagine the Stolls finding out their older brother betrayed them, only to blame themselves for his action
-imagine the Stolls watch in horror as Katie made assumptions that they were the traitor and Silena in the background watching the blame go to them
-imagine Harley asking Nyssa "where did Beckendonf go?" only for her to burst into tears and imagine Harley watching Jake start tearing up trying to explain he isn't coming back
-imagine Dionysus accidentally mistaking Pollux as Castor imagine
-Thalia constantly looking in the sky at Zoe
-imagine Alabaster walking alone on the street all of his siblings he knows are dead and all of his friends left him behind or were killed
-imagine Pollux begging his father to trade his places with Castor
-imagine everywhere Will goes, he sees his dead siblings and he reaches out only for them to disappear again
-imagine Luke going to Thalia's tree only to sob his heart out because his friend is dead
-imagine Percy going around on his b-day with apology letters because he blames himself for their death
-imagine Drew looking in the mirror only to see Silena
-imagine Percy in the middle of this watching every1 mourn, while he blames himself and wishes to comfort them. Only to figure his presence would cause them to mourn even more and this was because he was filling his debt of existing
Jules: Who‘s that?
Mark: That‘s my boyfriend Kieran, he‘s the king of the Unseelie Court
Jules: Alright!
Jules: What do you have to tell me?
Ty: Kit is Faerie royalty and the descendant of the First Heir
Jules: Alright?
Jules: Who is this?
Dru: That‘s Ash, he‘s the son of Sebastian Morgenstern and the Seelie Queen, heir to the Seelie throne
Jules *muttering under his breath* : What the hell is going on in this household?
Tavvy *some years later*: I‘ve met someone
Jules: Is there any other Faerie royal that I don‘t know of?
if you don't mind- could you draw Jake Mason and Micheal Yew just holding hands :))
i may or may not have jsut gotten this done in one go, i will be suffering at school tomorrow
but thats okay because ykw i love them
sobs in doesnt have a good design for jake mason, it doesnt FEEL like him in this
<333
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Introducing ✨ the men of TWP ✨
Kit Herondale:
- Eats processed sugar as a form of rebellion
- Spent his first appearance wishing he had more clothes then proceeded to wear the same jacket for the next three years
Ty Blackthorn:
- Asked someone what they were doing in their own fucking house after breaking in
- Gave a microscope as a gift to someone they hadn't seen in like half a decade
Ash Morgenstern:
- Responded to "You're mine" with a smile and "Who else's?"
- Met someone in a dream, kept a drawing of them in his pocket for years, and got upset when they didn't remember him
Anush Joshi:
- Does anyone remember he exists? Does CASSIE remember he exists?? Anyway, MVP of the whole gang
- Just Does Not Question the shit his best friend does. What a king
Jaime Rosales:
- His best friend was engaged to his brother and instead of talking to her about it he hid in the room of a thirteen-year-old
- Convenient plot device. What a life he lives
from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator ☆
she/her/concerned ][ bisexual ][ talk to meeeeee I don't bite I promisee
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