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Between Deltarune, Silksong, continuous patches for Hades 2, of the Devil, and now a demo for Unbeatable, this year's looking real good for indie games
Shame it's looking bad for basically everything else
excellent names on the enemy team tonight
Ask me how you can switch from short king to tall king with nothing but a hex wrench.
Limb Loss Boss
God, why didn't anyone tell me that DMing an RPG would cause me so much Psychic damage! I just wanna spill the story, I just wanna tell it all right here and now!! What do you mean I have to wait a week to progress the story!!!
The Tumblr Funnyman used to be a cornerstone of the ecosystem. The species has since become endangered, with the majority having left after the porn ban, or transitioned into funny women
Royal Carrier Pigeon Trustworthy all the time First Clip: @skullvolver
me being a dom is lowkey the plot twist of all time
The 13th century Swedish peasant boy who's crashing on my couch keeps eating my leftover General Tso's. I always tell him he can order his own but he's all "oh no, just wonton soup is fine with me, it reminds me of winters at home by the fire" but when I open the fridge the next day, what do I see? Not my leftovers! I don't even think they had wontons in medieval Sweden.
If Tumblr shuts down, we should all move to github. We can make github pages and fork each others' repos as an alternative to reblogging.
tomorrow i will ride an elephant sized isopod into a crowded public area and we will all find out what happens next together
*turns you into a pooltoy*
A robot pooltoy? That's pretty strange. However I now know who you are so prepare yourself cause I'm returning the spell.
*leaves a pipebomb in your inbox*
yum, spicy and crunchy
not gay enough
You're right. Alright, time to take the infinigay pills
How gay is your girlfriends?
They are very gay. Ultra lesbians if you will.
You may assume the base abilities of a fictional character of your choice. (i.e. no evolutions like requiem or the like)
Which character do you choose and why?
Space Dread
Big arm by Axel Sauerwald
*teleports behind you*
it really is crazy that if your body happens to look a certain way then its presence in any sexual capacity is automatically deemed "fetish material" and the people decrying it are convinced that they're somehow protecting your dignity. i think if you can't see someone express attraction to somebody with an amputation or who's 300lb+ or any other bodily variation without calling them a disgusting monster then that might actually speak less to your righteous dedication to the marginalized and more to your bigoted neurotic hangups about our bodies and sexual agency
Someone told me to look up this thing called yaoi. Thing is, they have tricked me into searching up things I would rather not have seen before, so Iām just a bit nervous.
In other words, to anybody who knows what yaoi is: how badly do I not want to see it?
+ MY FUCKING LAPTOP CAUGHT ON FIRE???? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO PLAY MINECRAFT?!?!!
+ CAN- can GR run games?...
+ ...Be right back.
as promised, Shadow wears a cutesy dress: the comic :3
(Don't pay too much attention to the dialogue or story here, this comic was just an excuse to draw Shadow in a dress LOL)
up next is. uhhh... what did Sonic do now? who knows!
Source: Eden: It's an Endless World! ćØćć³
by Hiroki Endo
We've lost a lot to the onslaught of enshittification but I can think of none more brazen than Discord getting rid of the send button
Amazing decision by bandai to make her gunpla compatable